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nomi: do you take constructive criticism?

lito: not without crying

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lizzie: here is my wall of inspirational women.

josie: is that a picture of you?

lizzie: yes, i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.

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fiona: gather around, we have a problem.

ian: what? the fire?

fiona: no, the- wait, there’s a fire?

ian: never mind, this sounds more interesting.

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nico after having sex with levi: wow that was great i had you screaming the entire time

levi: yeah sorry about that i'm afraid of the dark

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connor, talking about himself: tragic someone this sexy has to go through this much

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guzman: i think at some point, you and i should probably make out with each other.

nadia: yeah, good call.

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henry: *pointing the bug zapper* where is it taking them?

emma: …hell

regina: emma, don’t say that

emma: oh i’m sorry not hell… mexico

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cyrus, to buffy: i dare you-

andi: buffy's not allowed to accept dares.

cyrus: why not?

buffy, head bowed: i have no regard for my own personal safety.

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leia: when i was a kid, i had to say ‘yes sir’ and ‘no sir’…

leia: and yesterday, my son ben threatened to call the cops on me because i asked him to finish his pizza.

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evie, skipping stones on a lake : what a beautiful lake.

mal, whispering : take that you fucking lake

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monsters : we have your daughter

marco: i don’t have a daughter??

monsters : then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off her sandwhich?

marco: oh my god you have STAR

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kieren: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

amy, barely sparing kieren a glance:

amy: i don’t know. how are you?

kieren:

kieren, voice cracking: i’m fine

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amy: this is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact

jake: do it baby i know the law

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roz: isn't that unethical?

sabrina: no!

roz: ''unethical'' means 'morally wrong'.

sabrina: oh. then yes.

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madison: let’s play 21 questions.

michael: okay. what’s your favorite colour?

madison: square. are you a virgin?

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rossi: if anyone is feeling anxious, worried or maybe you just want a chat, please, please, do not come crying to me.

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heather chandler: heather, tell this jerk where he can stick his grapes

heather duke: in the fridge!!

heather chandler: no, heather