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Kenna and Trent had their first big fight, that we know of, and it was extremely public. From the way it sounded, the youngest Devereux sister cheated on Trent, but we aren’t sure. Did you see the bruises on her though? She claims she was attacked by some random person, but do you believe it? We all know Trent has a problem controlling his temper.

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Sunday, we all tried to sneak into the Lombardi headquarters, and we succeeded. We had a little mishap along the way, and Kaylie ended up firing the gun Matt gave her. Luckily, Anton showed up to save the day, but we’re wondering if that was his first time hiding a body. He seemed to know what he was doing, all while keeping calm.

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Olivia Moreli has admitted to having feelings, but not only for one guy. Sully Faux and Markus Palmer seemed to both have caught our night club owner's attention. With her husband out of the picture and a new baby to care for, we're wondering if she's looking for a male figure to care for her family. The bigger question is, who will she choose, and will he want her too?

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Did anyone see those injury photos on Twitter posted by Trent and Kenna? We have to wonder if their time between the sheets is verging on abuse, because Kenna’s split lip and Trent’s maimed back have us wondering if they’re covering up a little self defense. We always thought Trent’s possessiveness was the sign of something a little more sinister…

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Hunter Pierce seems to have women nearly throwing themselves at him, and we can see trouble on the horizon. Riley admitted that Hunter is at the top of her list, but isn't that a thing of the past? Alexandra also seems interested in her cheater of an ex-husband. We've heard he isn't the type to stay faithful, but these two don't seem to care. Careful, Hunter, your history with them may come back to haunt you. Wouldn't want to start a cat fight, would you?

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We heard that Kay has been staying at Lux’s place lately, and we have to wonder if there’s more to it than the pregnant hooker comforting her recently divorced best friend. We know all about Troy and Kay’s tumultuous history, and we know that when Kay runs out, it can only mean one thing – trouble in Barbie’s Dream House.

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We’ve seen Trent Warner with a lot of women, but Kenna Devereux seems to have brought out a side of him many of us haven’t yet been exposed to. Even harmless flirting towards his girl causes Trent to fly off the handle, and we have to wonder where our bad boy musician Trent’s trust issues come from. Will Trent be able to control his jealousy and keep his girl, or will his possessive nature drive a wedge between Brooklyn’s hottest couple?

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Resident blonde Barbie doll Kaylie Kitch is pregnant, and we’re starting to wonder why we never questioned her unborn child’s paternity, until now. Kaylie has a reputation for sleeping around, and we all know her job in the back room of Saints and Sinners involves a little more than just stripping. Could poor Troy be surprised to find out that the baby he so desperately wants isn’t even his? Hey, men of Brooklyn, who forgot to wrap it before they tapped it?

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Everyone’s ex-girlfriend is now an ex-wife, and she’s ready to become Brooklyn’s heart breaker again. 

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Secrets seem to come out often around here, especially when we're playing a game like Never Have I Ever. Riley Hill definitely let a secret slip up, and we're concerned. Unconsensual sex is nothing to joke about, and we're wondering what happened. Everyone has a past they want to hide, but it seems like Riley's is pretty dark.

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We saw Troy Kitch leaving the Brooklyn Precinct today, and we heard that he was arrested on domestic battery and false imprisonment charges. Has our good boy gone bad and snapped, putting his wife in danger? Or is it manipulative Kaylie Kitch we should be looking at as the mastermind behind Troy’s downfall? Your guess is as good as ours, Brooklyn. Are you picking sides in the Kitch vs. Kitch war?

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Riley admitted to sleeping with someone last night after the brew. Who was it? Was it Anton, was it a stranger, or was it someone she can't just stay away from? We’ve noticed her interest in someone else, but we’re keeping our lips sealed for now.

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Kay and Troy Kitch showed up to The Witches Brew last night looking anything but cheery. Our resident Barbie looked battered, bruised and tired, perhaps the result of a dangerous run-in at work. We’re all wondering what put our blonde power couple so on edge, but a protective golden boy Troy is always an indication that something happened to his precious princess. Your guess is as good as ours, Brooklyn, but perhaps Ms. Kaylie Kitch may want to rethink her dangerous occupation.

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Did anyone else notice how cozy Riley and Anton looked entering bar last night? We're all wondering what this mysterious bet was, but more importantly, we're wondering if they're hooking up. We thought there would be a new relationship forming between Anton and Zoe, but he appears to be easily distracted.

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This won’t come as a surprise to anyone, but if you’re interested in sleeping with new Undefeated bassist Trent Warner, you might want to get a crossword puzzle or something to do in line. Yes, ladies, there is a waiting list to get into Trent’s bed (or more likely, a booth at Vivacious Records). Of course, we have to wonder if Trent’s just second best to leading man Troy, but everyone knows vocalist Kitch is Kaylie’s ball and chain. Thoughts? Send them in.

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Weekly Round-Up: May 18th, 2015

Well, well, well, Brooklyn. We may have taken a break from reporting your sins publicly, but you definitely haven’t taken a break from committing them. Last night’s booze cruise was a lot of fun, at least for some, and for others, it was a drug-induced excuse to mess around. Everyone’s drugged up OTP (and ex couple) Troy and Kaylie hosted, and of course, in typical Prescott-Kitch fashion, there was no shortage of drugs and alcohol. It’s a good thing mob boss Vincent didn’t show up, because he’s already fought with Troy enough over our blonde Barbie doll Kaylie. After not very subtly supplying Kaylie with a large collection of baggies filled with different substances, drug dealer Brasyn played the role of the brooding antisocial, despite other party-goer’s attempts to liven him up. Instead, he remained close to Matt’s date, wallflower Embry, who voiced her nervousness about the party environment, though she was medicated quickly by druggy fairy-godmother Kaylie with some Xanax. Speaking of wallflowers, was it just us, or was pregnant-girl Liv extra envious of the shenanigans occurring on the boat? We hope she can manage to stick to water for the next few months, or she won’t be winning any mommy-of-the-year awards. Speaking of awards, Anton might win one for ultimate confusion. We heard that he broke up with everyone’s ex-girlfriend Lux, but our eyes weren’t deceiving us when we saw them disappear together to get high, leaving Lux to take care of him at the end of the night. During the week, he got his flirt on in every public setting possible, and even planted a kiss on Miss. Zoe Kitch during a heated game of Truth or Dare. Speaking of Zoe, did anyone think her and Marin looked very cozy at the end of the night? We wonder if they keep each other company… in the nude. Then again, it’s been made very clear that Matt and the newly drugged up Marin have been doing the nasty. Should we expect a new couple in the next few weeks? We can see their ship-name now: M&M. Hook-ups are our favorite thing to report, and Reid kept it elusive with a picture tweet of his mangled body after a steamy night. Which mystery girl is responsible for his injuries? Any guesses, Brooklyn? Music man Sully has been keeping it low-key so far, but we did catch that innocent kiss between him and Liv when asked to pick someone to lay one on. We like your style, Faux. The booze cruise ended in the early hours of morning, and it’s a miracle Isabella didn’t fall overboard. She was leaning over the edge all evening. Should we be worried? Special mentions go out to all our innocent girls – or maybe, they just hide their sins better than the rest of you, Brooklyn. We hope to see lots more of you, Chelsea, Raine and Riley. That’s all for now, but we rely on you to keep us informed, so send in your observances in the navigator under ‘confess’. Have a naughty week, sinners.