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i regret everything. i apologize for every thing. i see now this was always leading to it ending like this. if i hadn't listened to myself then, it'd be easier to not listen to myself now. i have been a person of the lowest quality. im just so ready.

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If you vote and don't take a selfie with your sticker... does your vote even count?

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i shouldve moved to new york with you but i just hate people who talk about new york so much.

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it’s amazing how many people “love having you on set!” when there’s no money but as soon as there’s a budget the calls stop coming

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When future generations ask me what my biggest regret is I'll tell them it's that I saw every episode of Mad Men.

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Flirting with women on dating apps but I still call them "bro" because eartha kitt told me to never compromise

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I saw a Tinder bio that said "You used to swipe me on your cellphone". I'm ready to burn this entire city to the ground.

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more like FUNnilingus

am i right or am i right?

(spoiler: i’m right)

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a life of train-hopping and jerking each other off to crimethinc lit because “we did it man we got out man we’re free man”

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im tired of doing this

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I’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard……..when there are so many things………….that need my hate

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Fury Road is a movie about how beautiful people are better than ugly people.

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a cool thing to do on a first date is to have the girl sit on your lap and put your arms under her arms and go “lets pretend we’re goro from mortal kombat” and start shoveling crème brûlée into her mouth 

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(Crossing the street) Me: “Do you know what my favorite thing is? Holding your hand.” (Reach the sidewalk) 5yo, ripping his hand free: “AND NOW YOUR FAVORITE THING IS OVER!!”

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suppose to finish permits for a couple short projects i'm producing but instead i'm wondering what a "gaza strip" would look like if it was a kind of pubic hair grooming.