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Welcome to the Blond Jerk Tournament
Have you ever thought who is the JERKIEST and MOST LOVEABLE MEAN BLOND ASSHOLE?? Well then this is the tournament for you!
Rules:
Real people and HP characters are not allowed
mcyt allowed but you must defend in the submission form why the character is different from the person playing them, whether they qualify is up to Tourney Master's discretion
You can submit as many characters as you want as long as you submit each one only once
No characters who are nazis
This is more for jerks, dickheads, bitches, pricks, and assholes - generally mean or snarky people - than it is for just plain old evil villains. Bonus points if the character is rich/preppy also.
Not sure what the bracket will look like yet. Tournament size depends on # of submissions, there might be prelims
Ask box open for questions & propaganda throughout the tourney. I'll also rb any propaganda posts. Anti-propaganda is allowed but no being mean
Yes, there are some tourney master picks who will automatically get in. But besides Arcangelo Corelli from Neo Yokio, I will not be revealing them unless i get peer pressured to
My Arcangelo header is just a placeholder. Most submitted character gets to be the new header image
Submissions Close August 26th
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does the fandom constantly claim your fave is "just misunderstood and need of protection? has it turned your blorbo into just a silly soft boy? are you tired of everyone forgetting they're actually very capable?
well, look no further. welcome to the war of the woobified, where characters reclaim their status as a badass
or whatever. anyways
welcome to the show! i'm your host, mod jelly, previously pollrunner of ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma. let me know if i should change the url i don't mind
rules:
gonna be loose with the definition of woobified here. it's up to you but you do have to justify it. if you don't tell me why or how theyve been woobified i'm probably not gonna put them in unless i need to fill up space
submit as many characters as you want. probably will not do a prelims unless necessary
uhh no problematic media or whatever
okay thats probably it ?? have fun be nice :)
characters can be submitted through asks, submissions, google form, or even uquiz
tagged some of my favorite poll blogs under the cut for exposure :)
@badass-queer-couples-battle @battle-couple-battle @victimsofyaoipoll @mommy-daddy-issues-poll @morally-grey-girlbosses @underrated-adversaries @generic-anime-boy-bracket @crossover-enemies-competition @autistic-anime-girls-bracket
also. @shejustcalledmeafish as per your request
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Welcome To The Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Tournament!
They are abusive manipulators who lie and make someone question their own sanity? Check. They control acess to information/activity/community and decide who is worthy of receiving it by themselves? Check! They are self-made and determined to succeed? CHECK! So let's start the bloody massacre for the title of the most gaslightest, gatekeepest, girlbossest of all! Rules:
No real life combatants/their fictionalized versions. Unless it's really funny ("my mom"s/"that one girl in science class"s/"our president"s if done w/o malicious intent and for pure jest may have a separate lil' competition after the final round, but they should be sent via askbox with a mark #extra)
Girlbossing is a vague termin so you may submit almost anyone as long as they have vibe
Be nice to other people, it's just a silly little tournament, there is no reason to insult others for their preferences
One (1!) character per submission! Number of submissions isn't limited
Please don't spam the same character over and over
If I made some mistake in character's name/tag/pronounce/whatever just @ me in comments as I may not have time or attention to notice it in askbox in time.
Submissions close on September 1st or at 255 entries
Have fun!
Unlimited Tags Work: @arrowtossingtournament, @fuck-you-upmusicbracket, @look-how-they-massacred-them, @elementspecificcharatourney, @anonymous-character-tournament, @copaganda-clobberfest, @star-wars-tournament, @its-to-the-death
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hi!!! welcome!!
i caved and made a poll bracket. similar to another bracket thats been cancelled (as far as i know) this bracket is for characters of all sorts -with a catch- no one will no who the characters are until theyre eliminated, masked singer style!!
I highly encourage the submissions of obscure characters, as they should thrive in this type of environment!! I just ask no real-life people and if a character is from a piece of media that makes me uncomfortable i have the right to refuse them entry to the tournament.
LITTLE FREAKS ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED ALSO!!
i think that about covers it, characters will be voted upon via motifs broad descriptions etc and when someone gets knocked out there will be the big reveal!!!
also i think the rounds will last a day until semifinals/finals whichll be a week!
i really hope yall have fun with this :)
some polls that were inspo <3 : @obscurecharactershowdown @character-of-all-time @hauntthenarrative those r whats coming to mind rn there are others i swear
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Welcome to the Emo character tournament!
I have not seen one of these in a while so I decided to make one!
RULES:
When submitting just be respectful. If your character does not get picked (thats a joke they most likely will get picked bc I'm not expecting high level of submissions) anyways just vibe or smth.
No bullying others about who they want to win. I dont think this will happen bc Tumblr is chill.
Dont submit the same character multiple times yourself. Its very annoying if its spammed.
You can submit multiple different characters!! As many as possible if they're different
This is not to pick on emo's. I myself listen to the music and dress very similar
I'm using emo in the loosest terms here. Just gotta have "emo" clothes/hair and/or Teenage Angst (TM)
Thank you and let the games begin!! Plus check out my main blog
Submission close when I feel like there is enough :]
@pigeon-not-a-bot
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This is a competition for when there are two characters from different pieces of fiction who you know would hate each other if they met!
Submission form here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfo9DdgI77N1uKJYAyiXKi9gsznnbFZgiClM2-acGgO6teRmA/viewform?usp=sf_link
I’m also running @niche-character-competition so expect the releases of these polls to be timed to be between those ones.
Submissions will be open until the 6th of August.
@tournamentdirectory
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ok its 1:30 am (sleepin soon dw) but let it be known that i will be posting the submissions for another miserable guy theowdown soon
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R1M17
"old emo dude vs tort???"
"it's wheatley. known tumblr sexyman wheatley. up against the protagonist of the most well-known piece of literature OF ALL TIME."
@retirement-home-rumble - link to poll
@miserablelittleguythrowdown - link to poll
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rb if ur mutuals an followers can infodump in ur inbox, even if they won't answer the ask

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Congratulations to Zuko for winning!


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we are on to the finals!
the final round will last for a full week - and will begin tomorrow!
the final round is:
Zuko v. Kaladin Stormblessed
And we've got our bracket!!! Propaganda will be encouraged from this point on!
Please remember to remain kind - i will block you if you start any discourse/threatening/etc.
Round 1, Side 1:
Jacuzzi Splot v. Kiriona Gaia/Gideon Nav
Hunter v. The Orange Power Ranger
Shinji Ikari v. Maedhros Fëanorian
Prince Alcryst v. Cyrus
Emperor Belos v. Sasha Waybright
Round 1, Side 2:
Éponine Thénardier v. Bernadetta von Varley
Martin Blackwood v. The Blue Power Ranger
Fantine v. Zenitsu Agatsuma
Marvin the Paranoid Android v. Shadow Link
Rincewind v. Túrin Tarumbar
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Congratulations to Kaladin Stormblessed for moving on to the final round!


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