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misfortunate-embarrassment
WHY DOES THIS WEBSITE STILL OWN MY ASS?!?
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My name is Danielle. If you're looking for clever jokes, artsy posts, or anything remotely interesting, then I am afraid you came to the wrong place. Orlando, Florida ♤♡♢♧ 22 Years Young ♤♡◇♧ borderline savage ♤♡♢♧ Instagram...
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Real estate agent posts 25 of the worst home design finds by her fellow agents (x)
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it gets funnier the longer you look
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Rhodey meeting Shuri like “I must ask of you a favor I’m not worthy of but that we all need” and five minutes later, Stark Industries website is hacked and every usage of “Stark” is replaced with “Stank” 
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"Cops everywhere staring down the barrel of a gun at a black man don't see a human being — they see a caricature. A thug. A n*gger. So, nah! You don't get to show up in a Halloween-costume version of us and claim 'Irony!' or 'Ignorance!' Not anymore."
Dear White People, Chapter I (2017) dir. Tina Mabry
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scooby doo was my life as a little kid imma cry
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one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo
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it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 
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The fans shouting “f*ck trump” in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall
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Frigga, at Loki's first funeral, in tears: He was doing just fine. I can't think of a single reason why he'd jump from the bifrost. Can you?
Odin: I guess hE
Odin: HE w
Odin: h
Frigga:
Odin, choking: he was looking a little BLUE
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