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I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

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ppl on here like to slander picasso but mastering realism as a teen and then saying fuck that and then painting square shit? absolute power move

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when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

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I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt

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BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

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new years resolution? more like new years REVOLUTION *overthrows government*

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I hope love finds you in 2018

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You are lesbian in a really strict traditional society. To avoid being discovered, you say yes when a guy asks you out. Unbeknownst to you, he is gay and asked you out to escape being harassed.

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PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

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Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

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hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

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Headcanon accepted.

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Isabelle was Jay

Mayor was Myself

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google just made me so emo

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