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fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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this is so sad alexa play jesus christ superstar (1996 london revival cast recording)

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Captain's favorite nap spot

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what the fuck

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

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möchte ja nur mal gesagt haben dass sich im sci-fi genre, spezifisch bei star trek und star wars und in der popkultur allgemein in den letzten 20 jahren ziemlich viel getan hat, sodass ein sequel für traumschiff surprise sich alleine deswegen lohnen würde, diese filmische entwicklung satirisch zu verarbeiten und sich keiner wirklich daran stören würde oder könnte.

währenddessen hat sich im western genre und insbesondere bei karl may filmen eigentlich nicht sooooo viel getan, abgesehen davon, dass leuten langsam bewusst geworden ist, dass die Indigene bevölkerung amerikas ja echte menschen sind die zur abwechslung mal respekt verdienen würden anstatt weiterhin karikiert und lächerlich gemacht zu werden und leute, die diese ethische und moralische entwicklung nicht verkraften können und die existenz von respekt und menschenrechten als angriff auf ihr faschingskostüm und somit ihre grundrechte betrachten, allgemein eher nur ein trauriges zeugnis einer misslungenen aufarbeitung von rassismus in deutschland sind und nicht unbedingt einen kinofilm dafür verdienen.

naaog | natives in germany | kein kostüm | one spirit

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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terrible news that you cannot take off your boobs and just like keep them in the drawer for a day

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Naming two adjacent months of the year four-letter names that both begin "Ju_" is unnecessarily confusing and honestly I don't think the guilty party was stabbed enough about this.

So I went to look up what other names these months can have and...

The Germanic calendar according to Bede:

I guess it could be worse.

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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really funny that many wireless earbud cases are almost the perfect size to go on the end of a watch chain in a waistcoat pocket. hashtag modern fob ideas