personally i think movies should be longer and slower and more boring and contain more scenes "irrelevant" to the "plot"
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the monkey of dart (plus old banana for scale)
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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
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Isn't House problematic??
i live in one so i hope not
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frightening: watching through multiple seasons of a 2000s sitcom and discovering that you got all the way to 2016 when they start talking about hamilton
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Good news for you, this August 23rd.
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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"
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this crowdstrike thing sounds like something straight out of a silicon valley episode. guys who placed the tequila bottle on the kill button cmon
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You, the person reading this
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