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Absolutely! Life is too short.

You know, if you don’t like Harry Potter on a literary level, like you read it and you just think it’s bad, fine, that’s cool.

BUT

If you liked Harry Potter, or were even indifferent to it, before JK Rowling decided to be spicy on the internet, AND THEN decided that Harry Potter was bad. Fuck you. Grow a spine. Make your own opinions instead of just jumping on the Twitter bandwagon.

I’m just sick of listening to people bash the books when it’s pretty obvious that they just don’t like Rowling and her politics. You’re allowed to like a book and dislike the author. Get the two nice and separate in your head please.

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Overbearing mothers become overbearing mother in laws. Hell naw. Maybe if it was Charlie or either of the twins, because they seem the type to tell mommy to F off.

I get a lot of shit for writing what people call Weasley bashing. I think what I write is just truth? Because even the healthiest families have issues, and I don’t shy away from those. But beyond that, I so often see Molly Weasley portrayed as the epitome of motherhood, but I would like you to consider whether you’d actually be happy with Molly as your Mother-in-Law? Seriously, think about it. (You can be a good person and very problematic at the same time)

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Since I’m deep diving my own tumblr, here’s what I think the US magic schools would be like. Definitely regional. Maybe 4. Magical influences based on location, and original emigrants to the area. Houses would be based on cryptids of the area. (Think NJ Devil, Rougarou, thunderbird, Bigfoot, as an example from each school’s location) Students would go to the school from their area, but could also attend the others depending on their abilities. Transfers from school to school are common among older students.

Ilvermorny— would have Celtic, Viking, roots for sure. A bit of indigenous thrown in, but mostly same vibes as hogwarts. Located in northeast. Also think this school would pay huge homage to the witches in the trials Salem and surrounding areas. Very wary of no Maj’s, less open to those born to families without magic.

southern magic school. Located in Louisiana swamps, atchafalaya basin area. Would include students from places like southeast Texas, Louisiana, former slave states. Magical influence African, Caribbean, creole, indigenous (Cherokee, choctaw, Seminole.) Some scots-Irish influence, Appalachian as well. Lots of astrology, voodoo, herbology, potions. Name is something derived from creole French. (My area of the us, so I’ve thought a bit about this one.) More open to Muggleborns, because magic jumps around in these families. No such thing as pure bloods, and not every member of the family will have magic. They may recognize it, but not be able to conjure. Even the muggles in this area recognize that some people have the ability for the supernatural.

Southwestern magic school. Indigenous influence. Think, Aztec, Mayan, Inca from central/South America. Plus Navajo, Pueblo, Apache, etc. location unknown, maybe hidden in the Grand Canyon, most likely behind all the strange occurrences at skinwalker ranch. All that is known is it’s hidden in the earth. Either in caves or underground and alumni & current students never disclose its actual location. Extra secrecy with this one. many alumni work for militaries and mysteries departments in magical governments. Think animagi training, time travel, portals. They push the envelope of transportational magic. Fair bit of communing with ancestors & mysticism.

Northeast magic school. Located in Alaskan Triangle. Similar to Durmstrang, Russian, Inuit, northeastern US indigenous influence. Shape-shifting, controlling fire, surviving in the bleakest conditions. Affinity with water and ice. Potions work is highly regarded. They learn to heal almost anything. They learn about the dark arts, thought is magic is just magic, and even the darkest of spells can be used with good intentions. Lots of alchemy work. Rumored to have a group of students who created a philosopher stone, and the only known school to accept vampires who have magic.

listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.

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SAY IT WITH ME. FIIIIIICCCCCTIONNNN. IT’S CALLED FICTION.

There's a post on r/writing titled "Do published authors have an obligation to make sure their novels promote healthy relationships?" and I'm so fucking tired.

Someone tell me why I, someone whose work fills up an afternoon for someone, am solely responsible for whether or not someone gets into a bad relationship? Why are the parents, teachers, teaching materials, movies, music, their peers, their society's messaging, their religious upbringing, their own intellect and their own capacity to reason completely irrelevant and it's just up to me to teach them good from bad, toxic from healthy, moral from immoral? Why is it that people are not obligated to treat one another well as a way to prevent mistreatment but I am obligated to warn impressionable women away from the wicked men of the world? Why is the responsibility on me and not the abuser, society, their parents, people who failed to teach them what to value in relationships, their friends, etc?

Is there anywhere left where this bullshit isn't treated like it's a total reasonable thing to ask? Because the idea that we must all produce good and healthy relationship depictions lest people not have healthy relationships promoted to them and subsequently get abused is batshit insane if given a moment's thought.

I just want to turn to these people and say, "I am not a member of your family or your community. Why do I have to promote healthy relationships to you? Why must strangers raise you?"

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Could never be me. If I run 26 feet something is chasing me.

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🤣 My husband took our kids to spend the night with his brother. When they came back the next day, the Christmas decor was put up, and the whole house wa clean. I’d washed and dried all the bed stuff and was starting on our regular laundry. It was AWESOME.

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

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Women who don’t understand male/female besties make me irrationally angry.

The sad moment when you don’t sign a Christmas card to a very old friend ‘love’ because even though you and this guy have had the actual conversation that if the humanity’s survival depending on the two of you having sex that would be the end of things for people, his wife is an unbelievably crazy bitch and you know that she would freak out at him

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Now, listen. I fucking hate Yankees fans with a passion, but this right here?! This is the only time it is acceptable to act like…well, a Yankees fan. Ted Cruz deserves all the hate.

Ted Cruz for some reason thought it’d be cool to announce his presence at Yankee Stadium yesterday and was greeted as most visiting dignitaries are.  You’ll notice a few people smiling because the entire stadium is booing. 

Ted has a knack for reading a room. 

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Start with 'trickle down economics'.

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The term quiet quitting actually pisses me off. No. It’s doing what you are getting paid for and nothing more. That’s it. Millennials have been doing it since we entered the workforce, but leave it to genz to give it a name. We just said “I don’t get paid for that” and went about our day.

#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.

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Emojis are one thing my mother understands. Thank god. Because my no filter having ass would be asking her why she sent me a cock. 🍆 🍑

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Nah. That’s fabulous. A part of their personality. My grandmother’s funeral included a square dancing song and it made everyone smile because that was such an integral part of her older life. And my husband has requested Baby Got Back and I’ll be damned if I don’t follow through.

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Fucking literally what I do.

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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I think our #cissacat is all of them combined.

Yes she is named after Narcissa Black Malfoy. Tortoise Shell cat with gray eyes, of course she is.

ACTUALLY cats come in several breeds:

Asshole

Fluff McFuck

Spooky Ghost Hours

Orange

I’m just a little boi, I’m just a little baby guy, I am only a small creture

Skrillex Remix musician

Wielder of the Chaos Emeralds

*Unperceived*

(Shania Twain voice) Let’s go girls! *unimaginable violence*

Professional Rumble Machine

Most of them are mixed breeds though.

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Y’all know damn well ain’t nothing changed here for Black Americans. It evolves with the times. Modern-day lynchings and all. It’s not just overt racism like back then, but covert racism to boot. Bill called it white supremacy. I call it white terrorism. Ain’t nothing supreme about it.

Anyone involved in the Civil Rights movement for the right reasons had an FBI file on them. I wonder how deep his was smh.

Rest easy, Bill Russell (1934-2022) 🕊❤️

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"I could fix him" well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box and I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I'll smash it with a hammer!!!