missingacolyte

[missingacolyte]

have you ever considered that you might just be a silly little lad

Indeed I have! So I have concluded that I would never do anything wrong due to how much of a silly little lad I am.

Yours Truly, The Broker

[missingacolyte]

You have been given permission to spread True Eye propoganda on the billboards as long as it isn't illegal enough to have my permit taken away

Use this wisely

B E T

-the bronkler

[missingacolyte]

That's photoshopped...

stage 1: denial

was afraid to post these but then i remembered its tumblr and also art of a rarepair

[missingacolyte]

THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!

(that was like 2 days ago)

( also holy shit what poisondealer -inuu )

YOUR FACE IS ROTTEN AND GROSS!!

AND YOU'RE SMELLY!!

YOU ALSO MAKE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROBOTS TO CRY WITH WHEN YOU'RE LONELY!!!

Hatefully, The Broker >:P

WHAT!!! i i i swear to the SFOTH you STUPID NO GOOD WORTHLESS DESERT RAT. TRY SAYING ALL THAT WITH AN ARMY OF BIOGRAFTS ON YOUR TAIL!!!

[missingacolyte]

SFOTH??? WHO'S THAT?? THE ONLY TRUE GOD I BELIEVE IN IS LORD OVERSEER

GO ON, CONTINUE DEVOTING YOURSELF TO LIES!!

YOU OLD ROTTEN CORSPE!

Hatefully, The Broker. >:P

YOUR FACE IS ROTTEN AND GROSS!!

AND YOU'RE SMELLY!!

YOU ALSO MAKE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROBOTS TO CRY WITH WHEN YOU'RE LONELY!!!

Hatefully, The Broker >:P

WHAT!!! i i i swear to the SFOTH you STUPID NO GOOD WORTHLESS DESERT RAT. TRY SAYING ALL THAT WITH AN ARMY OF BIOGRAFTS ON YOUR TAIL!!!

[missingacolyte]

Come and get me I say!

(Note: this is taking place in broker's imagination, he got brutally mauled by robots in reality.)

(sorry if chigraft anoys you lol) *waddles away with some totaly not stolen goods from your cult*

( please send more I love chigraft 😭 -inuu )

[missingacolyte]

punts a can of Pepsi at thou - average berserker main

Wha-

What's this thing??

staring at thing, trying to comprehend

[missingacolyte]

oiiaioiiiai

oiiaioiiiai

[missingacolyte]

stop taking all my cheese i know it's you i always find one of your stupid-ass coins in place of where i put my cheese stop doing it

FALSE

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

-broker

( idk bro maybe the rat just likes brokercoin -inuu )

[missingacolyte]

Who do you hate more, Ban Hammer or Katana?

Although the warden has caged me, multiple times, I still see him as more of a nuisance than a mortal enemy. I wish he'd just be dead already...

On the other hand, Wishing's not gonna cut it for that disgusting traitor.

I want to do it personally.

don't mention him again.

-Broker

[missingacolyte]

dead

(sorry if chigraft anoys you lol) *waddles away with some totaly not stolen goods from your cult*

( please send more I love chigraft 😭 -inuu )

[missingacolyte]

(sorry if chigraft anoys you lol) *waddles away with some totaly not stolen goods from your cult*

( please send more I love chigraft 😭 -inuu )

[missingacolyte]

y u such a silly guy

I guess it's just the way it was meant to be!

After all who ELSE could fulfill this role?

Yours truly, The Broker.

[missingacolyte]

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True eye merch

[missingacolyte]

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What a voracious appetite!

Please let go of me

Yours Truly, The Broker

[missingacolyte]

HI BROKER!!!!!!!!! GUESSSS WHATTTTTTTTTTT

mom can taste now!!!

you still cant!!!

muahahaaha

Oh!

Now isn't that just wonderful.

I'll be paying you two a visit later.

Yours Truly, The Broker (৹ᴗ•)

(silly thoughts gang)

[missingacolyte]

gang is this a normal amount of scyker?