I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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Several secret commandments all related to “properly jerking that thang” have been discovered in the Pope’s Attic
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brought some fruit for the potluck
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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.
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cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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a skilled swordsman can defeat any post
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the hand that feeds always has such nice treats on it. I think I’ll take a nibble today just to see how it tastes
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Just decided to feed you the poisonous berry
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Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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we can save those guys stuck in that ramshackle submarine. we simply need to drink all the water in the ocean
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I trust her
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