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One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.

Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via quotethat)

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Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via introspectivepoet)

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@Tali-Fox: I hope you get lonely tonight. We ain't gotta make up just kiss me, we could straight up blame it on the whiskey. You ain't gotta wake up and miss me, no, I hope you get lonely tonight

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hey lil mama

Hey how ya doing lil momma let me whisper in ya ear. Tell ya something that ya might like to hear.

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One hookup, who do you choose?

Since I doubt I'd be allowed to pick Tessa again, I'd say Liam. He's hot as fuck.

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if you had to choose, what girl would you hook up with?

Tessa. Hands down.

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bdsm?

To an extent. That whole 'Fifty Shades of Grey' thing creeps me out, but there's nothing wrong with some handcuffs.

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Ask me any sexual question(or any questions at all) and I will answer all of them with complete honestly.

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If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

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I'm jealous. I'm starving and I'm too lazy to go get groceries. Not much. I've basically spent the whole day in the gym.

Oh, ya know. Just goingto get food. What else is new. You?

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You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.

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So, what're you up to?

Okay, good.

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You're hot, let's fuck.

I was completely blinded by your beauty , so I’m gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Besides, if I were mad, you'd know.

Thank God.