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Original photograph by Jonathan Selwood-Hogg
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Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
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Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?
Me:
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me, whispering softly at the edge of a forest: hozier, bro, i need your advice for a romantic date with my girlfriend
hozier, appearing out of the mist: oh, take her to an empty field and lie on the ground until you decompose and get eaten by foxes. it’s classic, timeless, 
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My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao
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well i’ll be damned
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We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 
Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  
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bad news everyone
i exist
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when u accidently type me instead of my 
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