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Your attention please!

Look at my girl!

So innocent, right?

✨Wrong!✨

Her full name is Mischief Misdemeanour, and she has earned it.

Initially I called her Missy Moo because that's what we call little kids in my family. I don't know why but it's used to express endearment, especially towards a shy child.

And then she warmed up to us (and our fish.)

In the first photo, she is watching and chasing the fish around the big tank.

In the second photo, she is sitting on the window ledge above my front door.

In the third photo, she is sitting on top of my cupboards.

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Isn't she so cute?

You would not believe what her full name is.

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The paparazzi is overjoyed by seeing her this chilly December evening.

"Who are you wearing?" They ask, dying to know. Everyone who's anyone knows she's the go to girl for fashion advice.

"Meow meow meow meow!"

She's outstanding. It's second hand, a hand-me-down from her mother. It's compostable. It's everything. She's everything.

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Missy Moo was spotted near a sheep farm this holiday season. When asked about her holiday travels Missy Moo gave a glaring look before ranting about the horrors of traveling by car.

"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow, meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow? Meow meow? Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow, meow?"

Missy Moo has once again proven herself to be an outspoken advocate against fossil fuel consumption and begs for more action to be taken to slow climate change for future generations.

As she put it, "Meow meow meow, meow?"