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I occassionally stream some video games. Come watch!!!

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The emotion conveyed by the zeroes is too real... lol

100!

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I would have laughed at your dumbass too.

Today, I fucked up... by trying to do parkour

So near where I live there is a very busy street called “Center” street that is long, straight, and houses many separate businesses, and most are separated by gates.

I was at Home Depot buying a Kryptonite lock for my motorcycle and when I got out of the store I realised that the parking lot of Home Depot was quite elevated and presented a nice parkour opportunity, as the gate separated the parking lot of Home Depot from the parking lot of the neighbouring Jack In The Box. I peered over the gate and I did indeed realise that the parking lot I was standing on was elevated but it didn’t seem to be too high. I put my lock in the trunk of my motorcycle and ran at it.

I sprinted, full speed, about twenty feet and vaulted perfectly over the fence.

Then I realized Home Depot’s parking lot was at a waaaaayyyy higher elevation than I had perceived. I freaked out, flailed around like an idiot for about a second before semi-situating myself and adopting a semi-decent in-air posture.

When I hit the ground, I attempted to roll (since that is what you’re supposed to do after a fall from that height) and I did, but I rolled incorrectly and all the momentum from the fall ended up on my shoulder, which gave in and I ended up crumpling. I ended up on my back screaming when some person in a Jack In The Box uniform heard me and looked out the window. It seemed like she was on break and she bit into a (probably disgusting) burger. I swear she smiled. I could just hear her in my mind saying “Lol you’re a bitch” while I yelled, barely getting myself to my feet. I got up and looked at her right in her eyes, before walking back to Home Depot. I drove off and my shoulder eventually healed.

I came back about a week later and she was there. I left a horrible review of her on that survey that ask us to do on the bottom of receipts. Karma, bitch.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

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Should have. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

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Funny jokes. (at Staples Center)

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My #pixelart # lakings shield. #gkg #gokingsgo #kings hockey #pixel made in #pixly #art #thatcrownwastough

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if i hate your team, i hate your team.

dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.

i just hate your team.

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This is the best. It's even better that the players embrace it. Too awesome.

#ChrisSutterMagic

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Quite a lot of nhl fans it seems are truly bitter, grumpy, awful people. I, for one, am truly stoked we'll have the ASG at Staples!

People care a whole lot about a venue for a game that “doesn’t mean anything.” 😒

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NHL All-Star Skills Competition aka fall in love with players you don’t want to love

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Eat your vegetables

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Let’s go Kings!

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This tweet is the best thing to happen to Twitter all night.

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Wanted to post this awesome gift from my parents for Xmas. Tyler Toffoli signed puck from his NHL debut in 2013! Super cool! #kings #gokingsgo #tylertoffoli # puck #aintpuckinaround #dontpuckwithme #gift

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Today we’re giving away this Limited Edition of Halo 5: Guardians. 

Follow us and reblog this post for your chance to win!

The giveaway ends tonight at 11:59P CST!

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(photos by kjetass)

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Cold War

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