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Anatomy and clothing fold practice with the boys

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I love him too😭

A silly doodle for the fire boy

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I love when people are screaming about this book We started our traditional game "official book or ao3" right from this masterpiece, throwing some parts into people without context. And yeah Gorgon craving to be beaten is funny as hell. I remember the line with Vulkan. My baby refused to fight with Ferrus because he never wanted to hurt him, and Gorgon like IF YOU EVER TRY TO HURT ME ILL GIVE YOU THE FINER WEAPON THAN FULGRIM`S But Vulkan loves his onii-chan too much x)))

I thought I'd take a look at Ferrus's Primarch book and my goodness. I know I tend to exaggerate in these posts for comic effect but I can honestly say the Fulgrim/Ferrus tag on AO3 has less overt shipping content than this canon novel.

I've been a bit of a dick with the first screenshot because its context is Ferrus thinking about how defeat is a more effective teacher than victory but... I mean, come on. "Not even my bestie Fulgrim knows about my craving to be beaten," good lord. Is this deliberate? Are they messing with us? Madness.

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Hello, Black Library? Yeah, someone accidentally copypasted the summary for their 300,000 word Ferrgrim fic into your book.

Not even Fulgrim thinks this much about how great Fulgrim is. I mean what's he gonna do next, look at a III Legion marine and think about all the Fulgrim-like traits he has?

Oh for fuck's sake. Well surely other people won't start playing into it as well.

At this point it would be less overt for GW to release a model of them getting married with Ancient Rylanor officiating. Anyway later on Fulgrim himself actually turns up.

That's actually quite funny, in fairness.

And then we get a "we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your autistic vibe" moment just to round things off.

Statuesque, really? Of all the adjectives.

So, in summary, I went in expecting to take a few things out of context for a cheap laugh but I reckoned without Ferrus's own genuinely unstoppable need to think about Fulgrim at every possible opportunity.

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But it was not really about sketch x)) But mostly about Guilliman loving his brownie volcano in the morning You can ask for nsfw version in dm)

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I had to redraw this cute meme x) Because its typical Ventris/Pasanius problem

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I can`t say I`m totally okay with this art but anyway) Practice makes perfect and I`m only in the beginning.

I`ve had this dramatic reference for loong time and wanted to use it. And I did 

My friends bought me new tablet for my birthday so I`m kinda happy yaaay

Birdhouse again x)) You have no idea how many fics I already wrote about them just for one reader x) AnaWilde, you`re my muse.

Friendly reminder that you can get nsfw verses of some arts just if you ask me in dm

Or support me on boosty. Who knows, maybe you believe in me x)

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aughhhhh brajnrot,,,,,

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THIS KINKY SUIT

Yaaya right on my birthday ** It's a sign really

Modern(M03) AU Vulkan

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Young Cato Sicarius??

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My tablet is doing things as always, but I couldnt wait for him and just did it with a pencil. Same story - hot ref and ship that makes me weak every time. Uriel Ventris and Captain Idaeus this time I`m pretty sure that Graham McNeil made it really obvious. It was enough to read "The death of Uriel Ventris" (the novel that I call "Uriel Ventris meets his exes")

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birb but wears a Mongolian haircut

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My loove

Vulkan

by Daniel Batista

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Guys no you can`t *yes*

🔥🚨40K TUMBLR I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨🔥

*ahem*

ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN HAS A FAT JUICY ASS

IT IS SOFT, PLUSH, AND ROUND

IF YOU SLAP IT IT JIGGLES

IT IS NO MERE CAKE, THAT THING IS THE ENTIRE BAKERY

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Me! Me!

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I`ve read somewhere that Sicarius was the most hated prosecutor of all times If I remember right of course, but actually makes sense

This old tablet is alive again (seriously he`s just doing what he wants)

So during my insomnia I made this sketch by some cute reference

I ship Uriel Ventris with looots of people x) But I think Sicarius is love of his life. Still rememeber the court scene oh my. Guys you`re in love

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Leodegarius: hey babe open the door *and there's courier with 101 white roses*

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

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I love him so much

Heimori（The Horse of Destiny）