#vulkan

[silly40kdoodles]

Has anyone done this joke regarding N'bel and Vulkan's dance around the subject before? As someone adopted by different ethnicity parents, reading those parts of Promethean Sun was quite amusing😅

[ltmctrung]

it is a time of legend. And overpriced alcohol

[frythebrains]

Primarch political marriage AU where the Emperor attempts to make the primarchs care more about humanity by forcing them to get married. Thankfully, they're allowed to pick their own consort and because Big E can't do anything without being extremely extra (and because it's an excellent way to generate a hell of a lot of good press), there's going to be an elaborate series of parties to display the best that the imperium can offer in the way of potential mates.

Feat.

- the entire Death Guard becoming the Mortarion Primping Squad (led by Typhon) in the hope that getting laid might cheer Mortarion up

-Fulgrim fully understanding the assignment and DOMINATING the entire first night. He really doesn't want to have to pick another wife, though.

-Dorn becoming absolutely fascinated with shapewear- he hadn't ever thought that clothing could be engineered like that before.

-Ferrus Manus trying to hide against the wall, since he has no idea how to talk to women

-Konrad Curze is strangely popular, and gets more popular after he starts predicting the deaths of anyone who dares approach him- the girlies love some fortune telling

-Bobby G calling his mom to ask for advice on how to woo women

-Magnus becoming dejected that women don't flock around him like Fulgrim and Sanguinius. He hasn't put it together that it's because he keeps being a giant nerd about magic and no one has any idea what he's talking about.

-Perturabo is determined to be married before Dorn, so he's brought in Caliphonie to help him pick what to wear. He proceeds to ignore her advice about how to actually win over women.

-Lion getting dancing lessons from Luthor

-the imperial press being flooded with augmented pictures and bios of the primarchs, all to make them seem like romantic heroes. The imperial press in general is just out of control the entire time...

-Malcador really wishing he told the Emperor that this is His worst idea yet

-the Alpha legion getting in a lot of cross-dressing practice.

-Leman Russ refusing to marry any woman who cannot wrestle him to the floor. He doesn't care that they're all baseline humans, any woman worthy of bearing his children should be strong!

-the Mournival taking bets on who's going to get married second (because obviously Horus is going to be the first)

-Sanguinius getting overwhelmed by the amount of attention he is receiving and cocoons himself in his wings at some point in the night. He refuses to come out, even for snacks.

-Lorgar doing well until he tries the whole 'God is telling me that you're my wife' line.

-Horus using the worst pickup lines imaginable and getting away with it.

-Vulkan being delighted by the chance to do something that's not war related for once. He has an absolute blast dancing, although he might be a little too enthusiastic.

- Corvus trying to escape and having to be dragged back into the party by the custodes (under the Emperor's explicit command)

-Jaghati showing up with a whole-ass herd of horses to prove his fitness as a mate

-Magnus is the sluttiest-dressed in the entire room, scandilizing Lion and Lorgar. He even pierced his nipples for the occasion.

[little-miss-bioweapon121]

Sanguinius introducing (most) everyone to his baby! Little Samael was created through the most normal means the spawn of a primarch could ever hope for: being splice cloned by the Eldar from a rib Sanguinius lost in battle, how adorable!

(Planning more interactions with the other primarchs and splice baby soon)

@moodymisty @lemon-russ I think you’d appreciate this

[thethronezone]

Ok but is Konrad trying to adopt or is he just hungry?

what's going on here………. if anything this is a joke to the request to draw how Corvus lays an egg

[hansoape]

MR. VOLCANO MAN HIMSELF

[toffee32]

Ferrus Manus please destroy that perfidious artifact of Chaos now

[angronsjewelbeetle]

Attention vulkan lovers~

Vulkan touching his partner through their clothes, a fond chuckle in his throat, murmuring to them, soft and gentle. His hands large and obscenely warm, no escape for his partner, drowning them in heat.

He'd only meant to tease, but... they end up cumming in their pants. He coos to them, praising them - they may've taken him a little by surprise, but they looked oh so sweet while doing it, he can't find it in him to mind.

Inspired by a friend <3

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Leman: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Konrad: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Leman: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Guilliman: Actually I did the math, Konrad would have $225, not $0.15.

Vulkan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Leman: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Vulkan: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Leman: :(

Guilliman: I just realized Konrad would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Leman: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Guilliman: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Alpharius: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Guilliman: Apply juice to what.

Alpharius: Directly to the forehead.

Horus: Great chat everyone.

[the-raven-lady]

Primarchs' Canon Voices

I don't think enough of us have heard the canon voices of the Primarchs so I made a supercut of all of them from the Horus Heresy: Legions game trailers and 40k cinematics.

(might have messed up a couple but I have them solid for the most part)

[soosmain]

Art practice first, and an honest attempt at the primarchs second, my main interest was making everyone look visualy distinct. Ordered by how much i liked the drawing.

[wh40kartwork]

Promethean Sun

by David Ok

[floralynn-arts]

ONWARDS, MY SOLDIERS!

HOLDING THE PRIMARCH + THEIR DAD IS COMPLETE!!

THANK YOU FOR THE PATIENCE, I HAD FUN!!

[shadefish]

so a year or two ago I decided to do my own set of designs for the Primarchs. I never finished it but, here are the unfinished designs I did do!

[magicalduck21]

[nozhknife]

We drew the primarchs and Big E in a video chat!

links to everyone below

VizziV

IDpictures

Alna Dark

mentazavr

SERAFIMKA

ByDR

Knyaz Nochi

Moyra616

Moyra616

SteelWingSkar

Alna Dark

slavicpanic

Bläck

Moyra616

Deborgant

ByDR

ByDR

nan_sdelal

nan_sdelal

NozhKnife