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saw that post and could only think of these two

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Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

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He howls lying down

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this is a whole mess & nobody is gonna care about this but me LOL but I’ve been working on it for three days so I’m posting it REGARDLESS

I had a dream the other night that imp communicated via asl so here’s a comic maybe he uses a signed language when he doesn’t have the words he needs in his archives idk

ALSO I am still learning ASL so if there are mistakes feel free to let me know!

uhhh the logistics of this comic? don’t think about it.

Translations:  Panel 3: “Where’s mom?” Panel 5: “No.” Panel 6: “Purple-haired princess.”

BONUS:

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Framing conversations about police dogs around the fact that the dogs are abused will work for some people, specifically the bleeding hearts of the animal world who care more about animals than they do people, but a lot of people are going to fall back on anecdotal evidence. Their uncle is a cop and he treats his dog wonderfully. Their friends are K9 trainers and the dogs are treated wonderfully. Every dog from the local police station has a home when they retire. Any statistics you bring them outside of this won’t matter to them. 

Aside from which, I think it’s disingenuous to frame this as a conversation of animal abuse when first and foremost it needs to be a conversation about state sanctioned violence. If you’re not okay with cops shooting people, or going up to them and repeatedly stabbing them, then you shouldn’t be okay with a dog ripping into someone. Do you understand the physical and mental trauma of being attacked by a dog? Do you understand the damage this does to a person? Do you know the history of dogs being used against people of color, particularly black people? 

Like you do understand the very basic concept of racism and how cops violently uphold these racist systems? Right? Like where in the conversation are we losing people? Police dogs are a weapon. If you want to call them a working dog, fine, but understand what that work is. And this includes drug sniffing dogs. It doesn’t matter if dogs aren’t racist when the person commanding the dog is, when the system these dogs work for is. And I shouldn’t need to provide links because at this point in the conversation, you should already be asking and researching these questions on your own. Look at what is happening in America right now. Like, come on. 

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Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

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*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*

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Travis Breaks his Sweatshirt to Mii Music

I stopped watching Talks early just to make you all this video. I hope you enjoy it.

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your pussy is poggers as always babe

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my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

i salute MY soldiers

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wiggle wiggle wiggle

(via)

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why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

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Fully and utterly obsessed with every single aspect of this scene

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You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*