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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

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"But you don't understaaaaaaaand my mother's dying wish was for me to be a Harry Potter fan and buy all its merch forever" cool justification, still directly supporting the oppression of trans people

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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

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my academic article getting looked at by faggots call that getting queer reviewed

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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carpeted bathroom? kitchen? no. carpeted garage

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May the force blow your tits clean off

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been really into looking at thoroughbred racehorse names lately

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Understatement of a century

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(via)

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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"Blue" Pine Nut Mountains, Nevada

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