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you've made an enemy sam reich

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“I plagiarized all of my video essays because of a head injury I had when I was a child” was not on my youtube bingo card

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Knight of Night - pam wishbow - solstice 2021

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My favorite song from their last album with Zayn. Had the experience to see and hear it live back in 2015 and to see Harry sing it again in 2023...... I JUST CAN'T CALM MYSELF DOWN!

And he did the echo too 😭😭😭

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whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

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Honestly, I think this man can sing anything. I can’t get over his range.

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Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials

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YOU CANNOT KILL HIM IN A WAY THAT MATTERS 🍄✨

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the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

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I entreat you all to play this game that I made

I made this for Bitsy Jam #77: Bitsy Fest, using (surprise) Bitsy. Plan an exhibit, try not to curse your workplace, date your fellow interns (if you want), read all my lore, pet the cat.

I basically never promote my stuff on tumblr; this is my poorly tagged shitpost repository and putting games I make on here does technically connect my professional life with this wretched blog. But a) I want to start actively sharing my solo work more and b) a statistically significant number of you people followed me because I said "difficulter" one time and if that's you then you'll probably like this.

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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Just out of Curiousity, is there any specific art of mine you'd want to physically wear?

I think I’d mostly go for cute simple stuff like this

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Happy ten years to all who celebrate 😋🐍🐍

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How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages