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obsessed with how Dropout keeps on collecting all of the youtube channel personalities that teenage theater-adjacent queers clung to as foundational pillars of online comfort content (smosh, critical role, starkid, try guys) like infinity stones

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Starting a collection I call it sniles so sneetly

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the mentopolis cast was actually one of the best pc groups ever btw. world’s worst (but only) detective who can’t stop quipping. rich heiress who adheres only to her own impulses. newspaper reporter who keeps getting herself in Situations only slightly related to the newspaper. speakeasy owner whose mortal enemy is a literal child. ten year old whose only friend is a dog and drives like a maniac. biggest man who kills people via fun fact but has the softest heart also. they solve a murder. sort of. not really actually. they do make the big guy take accountability and action in his life and also punch his boss. absolutely iconic

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Toy Story 2 (1999) dir. John Lasseter | Game Changer 7x08 "Fool's Gold" (2025)

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DON'T LET CHIROPRACTORS MESS WITH YOUR NECK

edit for context: this post inspired by yelling out loud in real life GRANT NO YOU'LL DIE during an episode of game changer

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Feeling powerfully bisexual about this.

(shout out to "I ate my m&m" and the little hat callback)

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#war flashbacks

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the love was there. it didnt change anything and it wasnt even thematically relevant and honestly it kinda got annoying to the point where i wished for hatred and malice instead and it ruined the whole thing for me

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“Hello, one and all!”

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Meet the player characters of Dimension 20: Cloudward Ho!

Marya Junková (she/her) - played by Emily Axford

Olethra MacLeod (she/her) - played by Ally Beardsley

Maxwell Gotch (he/him) - played by Brian Murphy

Daisuke Bucklesby (he/him) - played by Zac Oyama

Vanellope Chapman (she/her) - played by Siobhan Thompson

Montgomery LaMontgommery (he/him) - played by Lou Wilson

All illustrations by @caitmayart

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i left this comment on the most recent tortle tank bonus pitches episode and i really don't think it got enough commotion

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i am proud of you protecting me my eyes give you my total love i hope you can feel and see

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and so we begin.

it's bright (it's actually quite cloudy), it's early (though later than i'd like), and i'm excited. determined. know i'm going to hate this, but damn if it's not going to be goofy as shit. my first love is the bit and i'm nothing if not committed to her.

our first murph quote of the day is "can you imagine watching this all in one day?" this was not presented as a challenge. but i, a person who once watched two entire seasons of westworld in less than two days while still going to classes because a professor said it was impossible, took it as one.

my goals for today are simple: 1) watch all this insane shit and 2) finish up a couple of crochet wips i've been working on since december. somehow the 15 hours of content feels more feasible.

also - everything will be getting an a-j rating, with a being the worst and j being the best.

enjoy my descent into madness, friends. this post will be updated with individual reviews of everything, and a few other things.

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murph mention 🚨🚨

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well. given the new mixed bag and bc i’m nothing if not committed to the bit and there are worse ways to ruin a saturday than with horrible media, im gonna attempt to barrel through the entirety of the march sadness bracket this weekend. and decide what truly is the worst thing.

but

yes i have seen many of these things before and yes i will watch them again for the bit. its gonna be a bad time. im excited.

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one of the best parts of fantasy high is that none of the main characters are in love with each other. they’re literally just the bestest friends ever. there’s also no drama, no backstabbing. just bestest friends. they’re all ride or die and would do anything for one another.

this becomes even funnier when you realize that the messiness got passed on to their parents instead. all of them have fucked each other. they’ve cheated on one another. there’s even been an std spread around them. they’re the pilf polycule.

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a white man dming the WWE campaign and it's NOT murph??? are we sure????????