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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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they have 8 more mins to make bobby alive eddie gay buddie canon . can they do it

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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say what you will about Anakin but he was CORRECT about sand. every single time i get anywhere near sand im like ugh Anakin was so right

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imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

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Cinematic parallels

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Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

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my cock is so long they call it cock six.

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!!! ITS REAL

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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

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Sam Reich is even more terrifying when you realize he’s the one person on tumblr who’s had the motive, means, and opportunity to steal the president’s shoelaces