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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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i know biggs and luke are literally just friends but like is there anything gayer than two boys stuck on a backwater dreaming about disapearing into the stars together. just two dudes hanging out in the sand dunes imagining better times. cmon. you know there was hand action going on
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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Woah, you draw that character so skinny! They're so shaped haha. Yeah they're so huggable haha. It's not how I see that character but you've got your thing going. Yeah I'm just really not into skinny characters I mean to me it's disgusting and fetishistic but you do you. I mean it's just that it's just kind of glorifying being unhealthy you know? Like I don't hate skinny people but I just worry about them you know. I feel kinda bad for them. But it's ok for you to draw them skinny! You've obviously got your own issues and I know what it's like to project on characters :P I hope you get better soon. Have you thought of trying this medicine that no one's done thorough research on to eradicate people of your weight even when it doesn't cause them or anyone any issues? What? No no I love the shapes you've drawn haha I mean it's great. Personally I can't draw skinny people I did try like look this character they're slightly skinnier than my usual. Why are you criticising me? No I'm not skinny-phobic i just really don't like drawing them,,,, it's just hard you know? It's just not my headcanon anyway, sorry. More power to you though!! It's great we have such a diverse community so that freaks - sorry I mean people like you can express themselves. Wow!
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MEN!
you have to wear this and nothing else

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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i love all my friends that are insaide my computer, im going to find a way to get u guys out someday trust me
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