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A veterinary hospital in Mexico used Pokemon Go’s snapshot feature to turn their office into a Pokemon Center

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La Belle Dame sans Merci

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Read the latest update to The Vernacular here, in which the cops prevent anyone from having any fun.

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hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

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I have *absolutely* seen the 4th episode of the 1st season of Columbo before, but it must've been before I watched Wild Wild West because what the fuck, that's Artie

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it's been forever, i don't wanna wait too long

individual panels since im trying to work with smaller canvas sizes and i know tumblr's gonna play shrinkydink with the quality

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the only real film director.

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I am not angry or upset but I am full of the desire to Bite or perhaps Roll on the Floor and or possibly Spin In Circles With My Arms Out Straight today

It is a good thing I will be working from home this afternoon

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The subtitles on The Professionals are always bad but this episode has had some real humdingers, including the opening line being subtitled as "Fuck! Come on in," and Bodie and Doyle asking if they should put on their "flax jackets."

They may be very stylish in their flax jackets but I suspect they will not protect them against bullets

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I'm home and obviously the first thing I had to do was find this episode of Miami Vice that looked like it was filmed on a Star Trek set. The console type desk, the walls with the shutter doors, the CARPET.

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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

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As with last year, this year's Terrible Comic's theme is "what if the cast of The Vernacular actually had their terrible Boston accents and colorful language written out"

Also as with last year, I used a brush pen and therefore rendered the dialogue unreadable and am providing a transcript under the cut

Also it's fucking hot today

Lou: Jesus! This fucking weather is going to kill me. Lou & Rudy: *experiencing distress together* Lou: Jonesy, if this keeps up, I'm going to fucking melt. Lou & Rudy: *noticing that Dom is mysteriously shirtless in the office* Lou: DOM. Does this look like the Tropic of Cancer to you? Why are you half-naked, you dunderhead? Dom: ...it's hot. Lou: And what next, Fabio, we fill a dumpster with water in the boiler room and have a fucking pool party? Final Panel: *Robbie, Dom, Rudy, Lou, and Renzo sit, largely unclothed, in the boiler room, with their feet in two kiddie pools. Lou is the only one wearing a shirt, and he has his pants rolled up instead of having stripped to his shorts. He appears to be having a difficult time.*

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i love the concept of a vampire priest because it either means that they're a priest purely for the aesthetic, which implies they studied at a theological seminary for at least 4 years, served as a transitional deacon, then went through the process of ordination literally just so they get to have some dead flowers and skulls and stand creepily in some pews with organ music, OR they're genuinely a devoted catholic and wanted to serve god & the church even as a vampire. both options are fascinating but frankly i think there should be more vampire priests who are genuinely devoutly catholic and are currently performing olympic level mental gymnastics to justify their partaking in the eucharist

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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A post-TVH commission for @honestlysecretjellyfish! They wanted a little comic where Spock tells Kirk he remembers they were bondmates 🥹