miwii

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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[miwii]

this came to me in a dream

[miwii]

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!

[miwii]

penis unbelievable, penis inconceivable, the true form of the penis will never be perceivable

[miwii]

‘x is the original girlboss!’ ‘y is the original girlboss!’ wrong. there’s one definitive answer to who the original girlboss is

[miwii]

wait wait wait I just had an idea

[miwii]

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

[miwii]

look i would LOVE to fall asleep but sadly my brain is still waiting for Tonight’s Fantasy Scenario so i can spend 60-90 minutes daydreaming quietly in the dark while waiting for the gaping abyss of sleep to swallow me whole, i have a ROUTINE

[miwii]

Put $100 in the pocket of a low-income person, and it will circle through the local economy a dozen times in a week.

Put $100 in the pocket of bankers and hedge fund owners, and it gets hoarded away in an offshore bank account.

So tell me what type of "stimulus package" actually stimulates the economy

[miwii]

sunshine stretch

headbutt

soft look 

slow blink

bitch cats know about love

[miwii]

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

[miwii]

[miwii]

maybe it’s dumb but…….. love is stored in humans finding out we can make heart shapes with our hands in different ways and teaching it to each other and doodling hearts on your friend’s math homework and booping your nephew’s nose and saying i love you as a farewell and giving flowers meanings and holding hands and the heart eyes emoji and in each other

[miwii]

drake?

[miwii]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[miwii]

you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd

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