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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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If you really feel this way, warn other people who are planning to become landlords that it's a bad idea. Tell them to leave homes for people who actually want to live in them, and to find something else to invest in.
But you don't do that. You brag on landlord forums about how much money you make and how little work you do. You only complain when your desire to exploit others isn't quite as profitable as you would like.
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Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris
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Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering
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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
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Hi so this is awkward but I've been hearing eerily quiet guitar consecutively for like a week at 03:40am and I dont know why because my parents are asleep. Your thoughts on this matter? Please?? It's such a strange occurrence
Hahahaa. That song…. only the dead hear that song
It won’t matter which bed you sleep in, which house you rest in. That song will always be there, playing at your chosen hour. distant, but ever-closing.
One day it will be too loud to bear… what will you do then??
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is that a picture of fucking sheldon cooper on the left
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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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*trapped in trolls cave, weaving under their oversized rudimentary furniture while they chase me down*
troll with cockney british accent: maybe we'll boil em... mash em... puttem in a stew, let him roast in 'es own juices.... my belly's rumblin just thinkin bout it!
other troll in a normal white guy voice: Oh Ooh maybe we could try a little quinoa salad
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