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Idea where Shinmyoumaru runs a Youtube channel and every single video is titled "What happens if you use the Miracle Mallet for _____?" or "Using the Miracle Mallet for ______" And when her channel starts gaining traction she makes increasingly crazy wishes to cause more chaos for the clicks. She also invites Seija a lot to drive up engagement (ragebaiting)

Worse idea: Shinmyoumaru talks and edits her videos like a typical Youtuber. SURVIVE Shining Needle Castle and get $1,000,000

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In my restless dreams I see that youkai paradise.

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VOLITION - Talking to the Gap Youkai always leaves you worse for wear. She interprets every minute action as a statement that Eientei will betray the moon or betray her. You try to avoid talking to her whenever you can, unfortunately Master's mission necessitated it this time, and even more unfortunately your mission still hasn't finished.

PERCEPTION - Navigating the Forest of Magic reminded you of the Bamboo Forest surrounding Eientei. This forest, however, does not require the assisstance of a trickster rabbit guide. Not before long, you arrive outside of The Kirisame Magic Shop. As you approach the front door...

PERCEPTION [Easy: Success] - Was... was that the sound of a piano crashing to the ground?

VISUAL CALCULUS [Medium: Success] - From about 2 feet off the ground.

LOGIC [Challenging: Failure] - Marisa is in trouble. You must barge in to help her fight whatever intruder is in her home.

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CIRQUE DE PAGLIACCI [Challenging: Failure] - There is no reason for him to lie to us.

Harry, of course skipping this blind for a rare joker will give you Blueprint. Do you really think I would waste valuable union time having my men hand you an Obelisk? What would I gain from watching you lose on ante 4? I'm a busy joker, Harry!

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I do not BAIT. I do not SEETHE. I CRITICALLY ENGAGE with the themes of the media. I am a HATER, and if the media is good I DO NOT CARE.

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[Northernlion reading chat] 'MariAli or MariPatchy?' We haven't gotten to those character yet so hold your FUCKING horses chat. Anyways in terms of music MariAli clears. Marisa Stole The Precious Thing is among the top touhou fan songs of all time. Especially with all of the remixes man, it would be hard to argue that any MariPatchy song could compare. Based on the characters however... Patchouli and Alice's feelings may be genuine but... I don't know it feels like Marisa's feelings would be transactional if she ever had them. I feel like she would be with them because of their research on magic, instead of anything from deep down... Chat how do I bomb again? X? Ah right that was it. [5 seconds of silence as he plays the game] 'I can see the master spark colors bounce off his head' Mods, purify that guy. 'So you ship ReiMari' Well you see that one is tough too... If you read the print works Reimu pretty consistently dismisses anything Marisa says. Even for incident related matters, which Marisa has never intentionally lied about before, they cause Reimu to question her motives. I know many of you haven't had relationships, but trust me when I say trust is important. If Kate told me she saw some weird mist outside and our jobs were to investigate weird mists, I would believe her. So even if they did get together, I can't imagine it lasting for very long. 'What about Koishi' That one could be fine if it wasn't weird. Unfortunately, Adam Sandler already made an entire movie showing how fucking weird it would be to marry someone whose mind is wiped every day. But hey Marisa could "fix her" I guess, you guys still say that right. [Game overs on Cirno spell card 4] DUDE!

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NARRATOR: while Jamie gets started on creating the glue, Adam gets started on creating the actuators meant to move Buster's legs. Remember, these actuators have to be strong enough to unstick Buster's leg from the glue without falling. Too little force and Buster is stuck sideways, too much and he plummets over 5 stories. However it seems Adam is having too much fun playing around the workshop.

ADAM: so they call you that because you make Kojima games?

KOJIMA: yes.

ADAM: so, according to the myth, this special glue will let the user walk up and down anything! JAMIE: well that shouldn't be hard for us, we already drive each other up the wall.

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[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

Location: My house

Time: Last Monday

Incident: I was attacked by the ice mummy.

Duration: idk it was one of those "time stopped" encounters

Effects: cold

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