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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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whats the context of tylybb?

dan posted this instastory after the first ii tour date and everyone collectively decided ty ly bb meant 'thank you love you baby' instead of bye bye because our hearts were full of joy and whimsy and then it became a whole fandom meme even after dan (fun hater) said it meant bye bye (x)

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i am not a big rewatcher, but when i do feel like watching a viddy i suddenly forget every single video dnp have ever posted, or get too indecisive and end up not watching anything

so i made myself a wheel with over 500* videos that will pick one for me instead! and i thought i'd share it in case anyone else shares my fate

happy spinning! happy watching!

*includes pretty much all joint videos from danandphilgames, amazingphil, daniel howell, lessamazingphil, danisnotinteresting, and danandphilcrafts, a spin will give you a video and a link to it

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(っ◔◡◔)っ ❤

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Do you think they are aware they were meant to be or is that too cheesy for them?

do i think mr "i don't believe in coincidences, everything happens for a reason also i'm 1/4 psychic and i predicted dan would come into my life before he did" and mrs "we were put on this earth for the sole purpose of being joined together like the ingredients in ranch. btw. i don't believe in souls but we're soulmates" know they were destined by fate? yeah..... yeah i really do

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ranch metaphor asses

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something something tree metaphor idk y'all figure it out

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merry christmas from these blockheads 🎄❄️

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coffee mug that says "Don't Talk To Me Til I've Had MY WDAPTEO5"

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31 festive days of dnp [25/31]

❄︎ Dan vs. Phil - FESTIVE FLASH FIGHT! ❄︎

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PHANNIE COOKBOOK SIGN-UPS!!

Do you have a really good recipe you think Dan and Phil would enjoy? Consider submitting it to this collaborative phannie cookbook that will be given to DnP at a meet & greet! It will also be available to everyone to download as a PDF.

Family recipes or your favourite dish from your country/culture is a bonus, but it doesn’t have to be that personal. All I ask is that you don’t go rip something random off the Internet right now just to be in the book, I want food you genuinely enjoy!

I’ve decided the most efficient way of doing this is to let you submit up to 3 different options, that way if there are any repeats (and I’m certain there will be) I won’t have to message everyone it concerns to ask if you have any alternatives. Besides, that way I can choose which version gets in based on your other options rather than which one “sounds better” to me, cause I think that would be a little unfair. I also have no idea how many people will actually participate in this yet, which is currently the biggest hurdle in terms of planning. If only a few sign up there is a chance we’ll end up using multiple recipes by some, and if somehow we get too many I’ll have to pick and choose. I do really want to include as many people as possible, but until I actually see the recipes it’s hard to tell what will end up happening.

The main focus of this will be actual food, but we obviously need to include a few desserts, so feel free to submit those as well just be aware the chances of those getting picked might be lower. The same goes for soups, I assume a lot of people have soup recipes and we might include a couple, but for obvious reasons it's a low priority.

Some key things to keep in mind:

Phil is a bit picky and has some dietary restrictions! He shouldn’t have dairy or chocolate and he doesn’t like cheese or mushrooms, among other things. That doesn’t mean you have to avoid these things entirely, but maybe your grandma’s mac and cheese recipe isn’t the best choice

While neither of them is vegan they do eat a lot of vegan food, so we definitely need some vegan dishes. I also think it would be really great if you suggested vegetarian and/or vegan substitutions you know work well with your recipe! That isn’t a must for every dish, but it’s a nice addition where possible

Tragically, Dan and Phil are British, meaning they won’t necessarily have access to all the same ingredients as you. Luckily they are also rich and live in a major city with a lot of options so they aren’t limited to what they can find at their local Tesco, but since the aim of this book is to encourage them to cook we probably shouldn’t be sending them on a scavenger hunt either. I don’t think this will be a huge issue, but if your recipe calls for something you think might be very niche or local to you it might be worth googling it or asking around

The final book will be using UK measurements, but if your recipe doesn’t then don’t even worry about it for now. We’ll get to that later. You also don’t have to worry about typing out the whole step-by-step in detail in the sign-up form, I just need a list of the ingredients and roughly how to prepare it to gauge whether it’s a good fit.

I promise I’m almost done yapping but lastly, about some of the questions on the form - you don’t need to know exactly how long the dish takes to prepare, that will depend on the person or people making it anyway, but we do need a rough estimate. The difficulty level is obviously quite subjective, but I just want to hear how you personally would rank it, and if there is a specific part of the process you think someone who doesn’t cook a lot might struggle with. As for the last question about photos, I’m asking both if you have the time and opportunity to make the food and if you are able to take a good photo of it. Obviously it doesn’t have to be anything professional, a phone camera is fine, it just needs to be well lit and decent quality.

Okay, I think that’s everything-

Here's the sign-up form

The deadline is in a week, at midnight Thursday to Friday CET :)

(I also made a blog for this @phookbook for information and updates! A lot of it will probably still be on this blog, but I'll try to post/reblog the most important things on there for those who want to keep up with everything but who may not want to deal with all the chaos of pseudophan)

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today, on september 22nd 2024, phil lester tagged #phan on tumblr dot com for the very first time

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can some shitty app trap dan and phil in a contract that forces them to regularly livestream again

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today love wins

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YEAHHHHHH GO WHITE BOY GO

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phil really is gods strongest soldier

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after the revelation that phil occasionally plays fortnite naked, i thought i’d remind everyone about this

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what if I cried my eyes out

(op I think)