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Maleficent sentence starters

1. “Oh no! Is this it? Looks dreadful.” 

2. “It’s so ugly you could almost feel sorry for it.” 

3. “Why is s/he crying?”

4. “Oh, come on. That’s funny.” 

5. “I know you’re there. Don’t be afraid.” 

6. “I know who you are. You’re my fairy godmother/father.” 

7. “You’ve been watching over me my whole life. I’ve always known you were close by.” 

8. “Hello, _____. I’ve known you since you were a little one.” 

9. “It’s everything I imagined it would be.” 

10. “You mock me. I know what you’re doing.” 

11. “Can you not see we’re having a conversation?” 

12. “When the curse fails, _____ will come for me. And on that day, I will be ready.” 

13. “I revoke the curse. Let it be known.” 

14. “Do all the fair people have wings?” 

15. “S/he’s coming.” 

16. “If we go inside those walls, we’ll never come out alive.” 

17. “Look at her/him. Look at what you’ve done.” 

18. “S/he’s only sleeping.” 

19. “True Love does not exist.” 

20. “True Love doesn’t just fall from trees, you know.” 

21. “Pardon me. I’m embarrassed to say that I don’t know where I am.” 

22. “Do you want to kiss her/him?” 

23. “I shall not ask your forgiveness, for what I have done to you is unforgivable.”

24. “Our kingdoms have been unified.” 

25. “S/he’s always in a hurry with her/his big wings.” 

26. “I’m not afraid. Besides, I’ve never seen a human up close.” 

27. “It’s not right to steal, but we don’t kill people for it.” 

28. “Are you fully grown?” 

29. “If I knew you were going to throw it away, I would have kept it.” 

30. “Someday, you know, I’ll live there. In the castle.” 

31. “My parents are dead.” 

32. “You really shouldn’t come back here, you know. It’s not safe.” 

33. “I like your wings.” 

34. “After all these weeks, look who came back.” 

35. “So. What do you do for fun?” 

36. “Go no further!” 

37. “I’ve come to warn you. They mean to kill you.” 

38. “What have you done to my beautiful self?” 

39. “Would you rather I let them beat you to death?” 

40. “Stop complaining. I saved your life.” 

41. “I must say, I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.” 

42. “You’re not welcome here.” 

43. “A grand celebration for a baby. How wonderful.” 

44. “No! We don’t want your gifts!” 

45. “This curse will last til the end of time! No power on Earth can change it.” 

46. “Oh look. The little beast is about to fall off the cliff.” 

47. “Go away. I don’t like children.” 

48. “How could you do that to me?” 

49. “Fine. Next time I’ll turn you into a mealy worm.” 

50. “I had wings once, they were stolen from me. That’s all I wish to say about it.”   

51. “You don’t have to wait until you’re older. You could live here now.” 

52. “You have been very good to me, except for the time you accidentally fed me spiders.” 

53. “Well, it was nice to meet you, and once again my apologies for being such a clumsy fool.” 

54. “True Love’s kiss, remember? It can break the spell. 

55. “I’m so happy we’re leaving tomorrow.” 

56. “I’m leaving home.” 

57. “When were you going to tell me that I’m cursed?” 

58. “You look just like your mother/father.” 

59. “It’s so good to be small again!”

60. “I need a horse.” 

61. “Faster, _____, faster!” 

62. “It’s over.”  

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Non-romantic fluff starters

“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”

“I just really need a hug right now…”

“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”

“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”

“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”

“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”

“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”

“This would look so cute on you!”

“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”

“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”

“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”

“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”

“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”

“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”

“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”

“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”

“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”

“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”

“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”

“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”

“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”

“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”

“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”

“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”

“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”

“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”

“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”

“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”

“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”

“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”

“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”

“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”

“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”

“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”

“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”

“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”

“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”

“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”

“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”

“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”

“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”

“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”

“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”

“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”

“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”

“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”

“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”

“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

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RWBY Vol 1 Sentence Starters [Yang Xao Long Edition]

“What do you mean?! It was incredible!”

“Why can’t you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren’t you happy with it?”

“Oh my god, you really exploded.”

“Are you being sarcastic?”

“You’ve got friends all around you, you just haven’t met them yet.”

“Having some trouble there, lady-killer?”

“Helloooo~ ♪”

“Oh yeah… That’s… Really lovely…”

“Nailed it!”

“What?! You want some too?!”

“I could’ve taken him.”

“Great, the gang’s all here. Now we can all die together.”

“I! Hope! You’re! Hungry!!!”

“Are you sure you didn’t hit your head?”

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Notice how small the sirens were in the IDW comic? Did you see them in Rainbow Rocks and Season 7. They’re the size of tour buses.

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How can the season finale not have high ratings? We met Star Swirl, we solved the mystery of the Elements, we met Venom the Pony, Starlight basically proved she’s the element of Empathy, also Stygian was redeemed so now you guys have another pony to say is Better Than Starlight ™.

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I brought a Fluttershy doll to class once for prop for a project and someone said.

“Is that Pinkie Pie?”

I was offended.

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Is This Discourse?

My best friend and I really do want to go see the MLP movie together in theaters. Problem, he says, and I understand, is he doesn’t want to be seen as a brony. Now before anyone blows up my ask box with “dude your friend sounds like a narrowminded jerk” hear me out. I’ve shown him the show and he’s a passive fan. He’s not like me and in the community. But he’ll watch what I show him and enjoy it and laugh.

But the other day he seemed to have changed his tune and said “I’ll take you to see the pony movie if you want.”

People are coming around?

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Send “♫Singing Alone♫” and I will shuffle My music player, the song I land on will be what your Muse walks in on Mine Singing. Or send on Anonymous for them to be randomly singing..

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Wrong Turn  {Sentence Starters}

“Drop your pants.“

“Look, I need to pee.“

“Okay, who lives here?“

“God, look at this place.“

“Hey, what’s your name?“

“I think they need to be alone.“

“I’d rather jump than burn to death!”

“Hey? Did you find anything to eat?“

“Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?“

“I found it in my dad’s room, actually.“

“C'mon, you motherfuckers. Just die.“

“I can’t believe they called us stoners.“

“No, they’re not… You were dreaming.“

“And we’re gonna get married. All right?“

“Yeah, it’s like the garage sale from hell.“

“Actually, maybe we should keep walking.“

“We are never going into the woods again!“

“Yeah. If you ask me, though, nature sucks.“

“You’re the one who’s gonna need to take care.“

“I think, if you ever want to get in my pants, again…“

“I’m running behind and I really need to make a call.“

“We’re gonna stay alive. We’re gonna get out of this.“

“We are gonna get out of this, I swear to you, we are.”

“I don’t know, but can you help me find the bathroom?“

“Why don’t we just wait for someone else to come along?“

“You can’t just go barging into someone’s house like that.“

“We need to keep ourselves alive, or it was for nothing. Okay?“

“Uh, this one’s not working. Do you have another phone I could use?“

“Just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms.“

“We’re gonna get out of these woods, we’re gonna find the police, and we’re gonna make sure those motherfuckers are punished for this. Okay?”

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psa // respect for your fellow roleplayers.

Respect original characters. Respect canon characters. Respect non-selective blogs. Respect selective blogs. Respect single-muse blogs. Respect multi-muse blogs. Respect single-ship blogs. Respect multi-ship blogs.

There is no reason as to why a roleplayer shouldn’t respected, especially if the ‘issue’ lies within their personal wishes. Whether someone is formatting their replies or not; whether they have the fanciest theme && coding experience or not; whether they have all the partners or just one – EVERYONE in the community deserves equal respect. If they are doing nothing to harm you && are just here for the same reason as everyone else, to have a good time, then respect them.

Just because it is not to YOUR likings && preference doesn’t mean that they don’t deserve to be RESPECTED.

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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

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Mutuals, anonymously have your muse confess what they love most about my muse!

My muse will have to guess who said it! You must be 100% honest if they get it correct!

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Send me ✂️ for our muses to do a craft project together!

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Sum my muse up as a news article title

Example: “Local man gets what he deserves”, “Local man fucks everything up.”, etc etc. Bonus points if you make the mun laugh.

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ϟQUEENMIDNIGHTSPARKLEϟ

Penned by Ace || Midnight Sparkle || Canon || Multimuse || AU

Dark AU Midnight Sparkle and Twilight Sparkle with original story.

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ϟOFROYALMAJESTYϟ

Penned by Ace || Three Princesses || Canon || Multi Muse || Canon-Divergent

Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Princess Celestia and AU versions of them star in this multimuse blog with unique headcanons and a new take on the familiar princesses. Formerly lunasbluemoon.

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‘ I Love You To Death ‘ Sentence Starters

’ They look like drug addicts. ’ ’ Well, they are drug addicts. ’ ’ Oh my God! You hired drug addicts? ’ ’ Who’d you expect me to hire? The Red Cross? ’ ’ They seem like very polite boys. ’ ’ I don’t like having drug addicts in my house! ’ ’ Oh, no. Don’t think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers. ’ ’ What the hell’s going on here? ’ ’ He’s been shot in the head! ’ ’ No wonder he has headache! ’ ’ Headache? he’s got a bullet in him! Get an ambulance over here right away. ’ ’ ..I was gonna get a band-aid.. ’ ’ This is only two hun'erd. We was promised five. ’ ’ For killing him five, for wounding him two. ’ ’ You wanted me to shoot him so I shot him. ’ ’ You woke him up! What good is that? ’ ’ How much can we pay? ’ ’ As much as we have to. ’ ’ Yeah, you know, not too much. Try for discount. ’ ’ If we keep shooting him, don’t you think he might get suspicious? ’ ’ If we’re gonna waste the dude, we oughta get paid for it. I mean, that’s the American way, ain’t it? ’ ’ When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think. ’ ’ Am I alright? Am *I* al..? Why are you asking me if I’m alright? He’s the one who got shot! ’ ’ I need to collect myself. ’ ’ Alright. It’s you and I. No way out. Get your shit together. Okay? Okay. Let’s go. ’ ’ You know, I like you once. Maybe someday I like you again. ’ ‘ We didn’t do it. I swear to God we didn’t. We found him outside, on the lawn. ‘ ‘ He was lying there, someone had shot him, and thrown him on the lawn.. ‘ ‘ It was terrible. So we brought him inside and we.. we put him in bed.. and.. yep.. It must have been the Mafia. ‘ ‘ I cheated on my wife. ‘ ‘ You committed adultery? ‘ ‘ Last week on TV, I heard about a woman who stabbed her husband twenty-seven times. And you know why? Because he refused to put the top back on the mustard jar. Twenty-seven times! Can you imagine? ‘ ‘ Oh no, please, that’s *my* job.. taking care of the maggots. ‘ ‘ I am her mother. I do what I want. ‘ ‘ I don’t know. Maybe I didn’t give him enough. ‘ ‘ But he ate three whole bowls! What an ox! ‘ ‘ He’s not a normal man. You know how he is. He works ten.. maybe 12, or 14 hours a day, seven days a week.. and out with a different girl.. every night. ‘ ‘ That’s just it. He eats anything he wants. He never seems to gain any weight. He’s not human! He’s like an animal. Like we’re dealing with a machine! ‘ ‘ Is that legal.. having sex with a kangaroo? ‘ ‘ I’m a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body. ‘ ‘ Mystic crystal let it shine, spikes just like a porcupine. ‘ ‘ So, it’s generally not a very good idea to take a taxi to the scene of a crime! ‘ ‘ Hey, man! Be cool, okay? I mean.. the dude’s only a taxi driver. He’s not like, you know, whats-his-name. What’s his name? ‘ ‘ Well, I’ve never killed anybody either. So what? How hard can it get? If he wakes up and sees us right now.. all we do is read him his rights.. and then kill him! ‘ ‘ I feel better now. I had a good crap. That’s all I needed. ‘ ‘ Get the fuck away from me! Get those fuckin’ microphones out of my face! ‘ ‘ He’s still alive. Why? What do you know about it? ‘