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ATLEAST someone in haikyuu has a bad relationship with one or both of their parents. I’m here to make that judgment..also if y’all want an in depth version of this please let me know, I wanna talk about this so badly!! I just need y’all to ask..please, heh THANKS! Also these are headcanons pls don’t kill me, okay? Yall were on my ass like funk & dingleberries when I said your fav is most likely to kill themselves💔

LOVES, both of their parents. Like, would take a bullet for them.

YAMAGUCHI, YACHI (basically canon atp) LEV, ALISA, Shoyo, ASAHI (he is such a family guy), OIKAWA, Aran, KITA (probably has no recollection of them but the stories his grandma tells him use to make him look up to them.) tendou (only his mom cause she let him do whatever he wants😭) USHIJIMA (he’s such a mommas boy lol) GOSHIKI (loves his mom to! Him nd his dad prolly go bug hunting during spring) KINDAICHI (vro probably gets kisses and raspberries from his momma and throws frisbees in the backyard w his dad💔) AKAASHI. kenma

Hates their mom, probably called her a bitch under their breath..or, OR..out loud!! To her face!

Dare I say the queen kiyoko, SAEKO (i can see her not favoring her mom and barely liking her dad) Kunimi, YAKU (I feel like he gets his attitude from his mom and they clash more than often, that’s why he barely stays at home and he’s also over kuroos or Kai’s house)

Hates their dad, WILL AND HAS FOUGHT THEM. Or maybe they’ve never met them and/or has heard bad stories of them mistreating female relatives

Iwaizumi..GULP. I would not wanna fight his ass. TANAKA, sugawara, TSUKISHIMA, Kageyama (he only loves his grandpa, which I can relate to! I love my grandpa to :3) MIYA TWINS. Semi. daichi (ish? I wouldn’t say he fought him or will if needs to but like their relationship is strained, obviously though cause as an older sibling you never have the perfect relationship with your parents. It’s also strained but not completely torn) KUROO

Hates both their parents, honestly could not gaf if they dropped dead rn.

Hanamaki, MATSUKAWA,(tuh that’s why they bond so well) kyotani, s-suna😞 SAEKO definitely..but she reallly dislikes her mom. Like a lot. KONOHA

Bokuto is fatherless and Iwaizumi is motherless. Iwas mom died and bokutos dad upped and left. and I don’t think nishinoya knows who his parents are..tuff crowd🥀

Lmk if I missed anyone, okay? The queen just got a random surge of energy and thought about y’all. I’m actively doing my request and making these posts cause my brain flow is on 24/7 and my thoughts slip thru the cracks just like that. Okay bai

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Bokuto, NOYA for gods sake, Tanaka, SAEKO and surprisingly yachi?? Has so many McDonald’s and dominoes points. It’s like, too much. Also bokuto and noya have DEFINITELY fallen for those “free DoorDash glitch” telegram scams (my fatass was a victim to Dw)

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Thinking of tsukiyama as kids makes me cry

THEY'RE SO CUTE. just two little nerds getting excited at anything and everything relating to their special interests. for Tsukishima it's dinosaurs, and for Yamaguchi it's insects. Yamaguchi comes over ALL THE TIME to Tsukishima's house just to nerd out with him

He's over at Tsukishima's house SO MUCH that Akiteru starts telling people he's got two little brothers instead of one. But of course, if you're Akiteru's little brother, you'll never escape his loving teasing. he teases Yamaguchi and Tsukishima all the time for being nerds.

But he loves them both. very very much. those are his baby brothers

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youre so silly and your work is so good :D im curious to see your take on who in karasuno is the best kisser and then the worst kisser LOL like.. just rate them and then explain why. take ur time, no rush, keep up the good work <3

a/n: Haii anon thank you for requesting this okay bai 😛

BEST KISSERS

🥇COACH UKAI (I would say, save the best for last but I have to serve the adults first)

Knows what he’s doing. Idc if he’s canonically ugly, he was and still is promiscuous..with his mouth, maybe. He knows how to kiss women with braces, veneers, dentures, grills, crowns; whatever teeth modification you can think of— he knows how to work his tongue around them esp when he’s getting into the kiss 😩 and the best part about it his mouth barely taste like a pack of newports or backwoods. (Keyword barely, that taste is still there) and he keeps it respectful..WITH his hands. They never go below your waist, sometimes not even your arms depending if he just met you.

🥈SUGAWARA

He’s a really good kisser, unlike coach ukai whos basically a hacker. But I’ll put emphasis on good..cause his practice was pillows and his friends *cough* kiyoko *cough* daichi *cough* who said dat? Anyways, he kisses like those couples in slow burn romcoms who think any contact with the opposite gender will land them in purgatory serving 200 years for adultry 😭. It’s soft, slow, like “wow! Can’t believe I’m doing this!!” and cherishes every movement your mouth muscles make against his. And his breath smells really good..not only does it smell good but he taste good. He doesn’t use any scented lip balms, mouth wash or toothpaste. Just straight mint toothpaste and coco butter lip balm. You will never catch this man lacking with chapped lips. It’s him and his aquaphor against the world. Those lips feel heavenly, that’s all I gotta say.

🥉KIYOKO

Ofc she has to be on the podium. Her lips are also heavenly, she doesn’t kiss everyone because she is fucking crazy about where her lips go. If she even gets a little bump around her mouth or directly on it she FREAKS. So yes you will see her wipe her lips after every meal, yes she only shares drinks with people she ACTUALLY trust (which is one person..yachi!) she pays extra attention to her lips when doing skincare. But I got off track, she’s not one to use her tongue as much but if the moment is right she’ll let it graze over your lips and effortlessly slip them through your mouth! And if the moment is SPECIAL she’s gonna put a hand on your back, waist or hold your hand. Those movements and touches make the kiss all the more better. But the only reason why I’d personally deduct points off of her is because she’s sorta stiff when kissing. Kiyoko is a nervous wreck to but she can control it unlike her counterpart yachi💔 god save that girl

TSUKISHIMA

he’s OKAY. Not the best of the best, but he’s not bad?. He is a fast learner and like I said, practice..it makes anything you want to do; perfect. And his practice was a fucking mannequin that was made of the same materials a fleshlight is made of. He wanted to ask tadashi to help him but he knows how tadashi is, waiting for tsuki to say or ask of something gay so he could throw it in his face like numerous times before. It’s hard kissing him, he’s too tall, too handsome, too smooth..too much of everything. He’s also like kiyoko, does not play about his lips AT. ALL. a pimple alone would make him groan but one on his lips will make him Question if he has cold sores. Anyways, he likes to throw in a bit of spice when kissing. It’s either your ass or your chin/jaw that he GRIPS..pick your poison.

TAKEDA

He’s okay, I was gonna say meh but I think hes pretty amateur for his age. He hasn’t kissed a lot of people in his teenage and adult years either so don’t fret about catching oral diseases❤️‍🩹. He keeps it respectful but also romantic? He’s a hand holder when it comes to kissing. He doesn’t touch your neck, back, waist or ass. He wants to make sure you’re comfortable and enjoying this moment like he is! The downside is that his hands get really sweaty at times..yeah

DAICHI & ENNOSHITA

MEH. He’s not overly bad but he’s definitely not insanely good. He’s just an average kisser, no special technique either.

TANAKA

He has experience, he’s been getting huzz since middle school but like now that he’s married he’s gotten better and even kiyoko sees the progression. Also like Daichi and ennoshita, he’s not a terrible kisser he’s just an average one! Adding a little spice here and there with a hand on your waist and on the back of your neck. His lips just get really chapped sometimes..it’s kinda bad. But lucky him his wife carried the aquaphor that’s in a tube, around with her before and after they got married🥺✌🏾 so cute.

WORST KISSER EVER

🥇NISHINOYA

Man hell no. WHOS kissing him and who is he kissing? He’s not ugly..but damn he has pimples and bumps around and on his lips, it’s not a lot and they aren’t big but they are STILL there. His breath tho....it’s not stinky but I’m personally not kissing anyone who just got done devouring a big ass grape dumdum. The only upside is..his lips are soft. I’m still not touching that shit with a 10ft pole, FAWK NO😭

🥈SHOYO

His breath smells good, his lips are soft, and he doesn’t look like he got ambushed by cold sores. It’s just..he’s a sloppy kisser and he gets handsy AND antsy. Whenever you two kiss he thinks it’ll lead to a make out sesh..which you quickly have to shut down once he gripped the tendons in your ass just to spread them mfs apart like he’s tryna open an elevator door💔. I’m afraid he was that kid that never closed or covered his eyes when a make out scene came on screen. By the way, when I mean sloppy I mean your chin is covered in saliva which isn’t yours.

🥉YACHI

I would kiss her, she looks kissable. She also takes care of her lips the most but I mean she still has a pimple here nd there, but you know that I know that WE ALL know she ain’t out here kissing evb and they mommas..at least I hope not. “She used to be okay” in kiyokos defense. But we know how nervous yachi gets😭 I mean this poor baby has the worse social anxiety and just BAD anxiety in general. Last time she kissed someone she gagged and kinda spit up her breakfast all over their shoes. She ran home crying, which I would do the same to if I embarrassed myself and/or someone threw up on my shoes after I kissed them. If she’s the one initiating the kiss, which, if we being honest— most likely would never happen..she just gets stiff as a board and doesn’t move and she shuts her eyes tightly like she’s fighting an underlying fear.

KAGEYAMA

HES ALSO STIFF? Like he doesn’t know what the hay is happening. And he doesn’t have any control of his body so he’s just standing there, eyes open while you kiss him. Let’s just say he initiates the kiss first, okay?! He’s pretty smooth. But the teeth bumping and the slight nibbling on your bottom lips does it. He just makes everything awkward 😬

ASAHI

Majority of everyone on this list is just awkward and nervous, so asahi is exception. He doesn’t even hold you whenever you both kiss. Why? He’s scared he might hold you to tight when he’s lost in the sauce and he doesn’t know where to put his hands— he thinks your shoulders is too, eh. Your waist is too inappropriate. Your face/neck is too romantic nd inappropriate. The only touch besides his lips you’ll be getting is hand slightly holding yours..it’s like a ghost touch if big daddy’s being honest.

TADASHI

Unlike his best friend, who he’d laugh at if he tripped and bust his ass just to follow behind him and do the same thing, he sucks at kissing. You were his first kiss—he didn’t practice on anything or anyone..well besides a pillow and that barely had any depth to it. His lips are pretty chapped and he does NOT close his eyes whenever he kisses you. He looks around nervously and breathes through his nose..like the air is violently coming out of his nose when kissing you. It’s weird..but me personally I’m devouring his face, licking every freckle on his face and using my saliva to connect them like consolations 🥺✌🏾

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ONCE we hit 600 or 700 followers I will do a special thingy Idk. But I’m almost close to 400 followers and I honestly couldn’t even be more grateful😭 I want to save the sentimental stuff for the 600-700 followers milestone…but I can’t. I literally started this blog because of THE yamaguchi tadashi..yep. I luh him so much and I would say I love all 352 of my followers more..but yalk come behind him, and music..and iced matcha..and chocolate 🙂. But I still do love you guys and I’m glad I’m not being iffy or anything with this blog because I’ve had it for a month now and usually my other blogs wouldve been deleted in a week or 1 month, maybe longer cause of how inconsistent I was. Even if u guys slowly but surely watched me drop the sweet emoticon act and started cussing people out..be lucky🫩 okay? Idk what for but be happy, this is my authentic self. The jokes, the fit of laughter you guys probably be breaking out in whenever I post..heh, ladies. Just tryna do my work here😩😼

But honestly I wonder how many people will recognize me from the way I act and my mannerisms on here. I dominated tumblr tags for a few months in the some fandoms😭1-3 years ago. Yes, I’ve been doing this for THAT long. Anyways I love u guys and it’s the weekend so I’m boutta drop a big stinky love bomb on u guys

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I just realized I barely use my go to emoticons 😭 that means I’m getting comfortable and I’m bringing back prime me during my prosperous author days on tumblr and wattpad, UNFUCKINGSTOPABLE.

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OOPS I forgot to add.. I love your work and your blog!! you’re so funny tehe <333333!!

are u flirting with me? Cause it’s working

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How about us having a thing for their waist n them finding out....just a thought 👁️👄👁️

a/n: hey anon poo😼, ty for this request lovely and I’m gonna stretch my brains far past it’s compatibility for you so be grateful..also I picked the ones who are very lean and barely toned imo

Characters: suga, tsuki, yam, kunimi, akaashi, kenma, lev

@SUGAWARA

If anything, he would expect his waist to be the LAST thing you’d be obsessed with. You grab, hold and just overall touch his waist more than he touches yours! Especially when he comes back from work/practice or is just getting out the shower, he sees your eyes wandering to his midsection. Sure he lightly teases you about it—but he quickly gives in to your fantasies and starts sleeping shirtless or just lounges shirtless when it’s the two of you. A soft smirk on his face when he sees the way you run you hand over his sides. (He falls asleep to your touch)

@TSUKISHIMA

Unlike Suga, who lightly or slightly teases you; TSUKISHIMA IS GOING THE FULL ROUTE OF MAKING FUN OF YOU. He is long and slender, all over. Douyin girls are jealous of his elegant limbs while he’s using his 35 apples tall, clinched waist to tease you. “Tch, so clingy..” he thinks to himself as he wraps an arm around your shoulders while you have your arms tightly wrapped around his waist. This is just one of the many things you do when his waist is exposed or just THERE..Hell he doesn’t even have to be shirtless for you to touch his waist✌🏾💔. You would poke it and just massage his sides while sitting on a surface with him between your legs. It was a fun way to wine down after a long day. He’s too cocky to admit it but the way your fingers graze over his skin in THAT area?— oh it rub his brain just right.

@YAMAGUCHI

Man it took him longer than it shouldve to realize how obsessed you were with his waist. Like, pathetically long. He thought the waist touching, kissing, holding and grabbing was because he told you his stomach still hurt after having a stomach bug! And how he ended up tripping over nothing and falling over so uncoordinated it was embarrassing. But no, once you told him not to wear his shirt to sleep & the way you held and rubbed his midsection? It all clicked. He didn’t walk around shirtless unless you wanted him to and there was times he’d be hesitant to do so, but with enough convincing and cooing—he would do it without you asking once or twice. He loved the touches to his waist and naval area before, but now? He loves them like how a fat kid loves cake. Every time you move your hand away from his waist, he moves it back almsot immediately.

@KUNIMI

I mean..it’s pretty evident you would be stuck to his waist; just look at it..for someone with a NICE ass waist and I mean his waist isnt overly exaggerated like those evil, peaked-in-her-20s used up milf, female disney villians; he shouldn’t be wearing those overly big shirts nor jackets. And it’s like.. his waist is JUST right. It’s not too defined but it’s not boxed either like a little boys physique. Tbh he didn’t really care that you would ogle at his body whenever he was shirtless but when you would gather his shirt up in the back to make his waist pop— he definitely turned a side eye to you. Overall, I don’t think he really minds. You’re like the chaos in his life

@AKAASHI

Like a mixture of kunimi and yams. He doesn’t too much care but bro is a little freaked out🫩 he would life the bottom of his shirt to wipe his face, walk around with his hand under his shirt—making his waist appear more. Hell, even going as far as asking to try on YOUR crop tops and have YOU rate him. He’s so subtle and quiet about it you don’t even realize he’s low-key teasing you..

@KENMA

Another one who doesn’t gaf at the finest. He’d let you do whatever you want to him honestly 😭 you give a demand and he listens, no backtalk. But he can’t help to notice the one demand in particular “mmm, dont put your shirt on.” You say while stuffing your face with the snacks he bought earlier. This was the nth time you demanded this from him this week. He’s not smooth brained at all, he knows you love his body..evidently. But the way your hands ONLY goes to his waist, rubbing and gripping his side; just gave him enough evidence to prove it. But like I said, you talk he listens, what you says goes. He loves it tbh.

@LEV

This lanky mf🫩✌🏾he’s just painfully oblivious to your obsession with his waist. Only because he already brushed it off , thought nothing of it, THOUGHT, it was normal or just doesn’t realize it till later on or never. Honestly it’s his fault why you have that obsession with that waist of his..he would always jump on you after coming home. No shirt, gym shorts and probably no boxers— just free-balling😭 nigga balls prolly stank like a bus full of football players after absolutely selling at their hoco game🫩. ANYWAYS, he just looks so huggable?? WHO wouldnt hug this cutie? With a torso that long I’d DEFINITELY be admiring it from afar.

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Hey guys! When you send in request for fics, they will take a bit longer, so I don’t want you guys to think I’m ignoring them or anything. I like to do my request atleast 1-3 at a time. But when writing fics it’ll usually just be one by one.

As for headcanons and one shots IM GETTING TO THEM I SWEAR😢😢!! Luh you guys

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I love all 302 of my followers thank you guys

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HELLO MATCHAAA i’m just popping in to say i discovered ur blog and ohhhh my god THIS SHIT SCRATCHES MY BRAIN SO GOOD!!! i love it hehehe

(also i think u may have hit 300 now. who knows. i hope u did. i would love to be a part of that.)

HAIII😋😋 THANK YOU IM SO GLAD U LOVE MY BLOG!! And I’m going to check my followers now, heh 😏

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Just one more!! ngnh~ 🫩

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HEYYYY CUTIE PATOOTIE. your page is so pretty and i love your writing like i know a lot of its freaky but at the same time like it has personality and makes me giggle. I wanted to request what do you think hq guys favorite smexy positions are. Idc who you do as long as it has my glorious king kuroo🥴. I know the baddie behind the screen as a life so no rush or anything. TYSM

a/n: dear diary, Theres this person named jadeypoo1234 on tumblr and I think i have a crush on them, do you think they’ll ever like me back? 8/16/25..💕 also including some people I barely write for just so it won’t be boring

Characters: bokuto, Konoha, Kuroo, lev, oikawa, Hanamaki.

BOKUTO

The classic doggy👌🏾. He doesn’t like missionary, why? He just doesn’t it’s..boring. *as he fucks you from behind for the umpteenth time this month* but he just loves to grab your ass and tits, ESPECIALLY any position that allows him to grab your ass. It’s not that he doesn’t wanna look at your face he just likes fucking you from behind. He’s a picky fucker😭. But besides doggy he doesn’t full Nelson you after a long match. He’s just..animalistic to me just a little bit. ALSO, also, look at him? Big beefy and adorable. I would let him manhandle me as well. He’d also be the type to have one leg up while fucking you from behind?? Bo fucks you like he’s tryna make an heir to the throne🫩 (he wants to continue his pro athlete legacy)

KONOHA

Wall sex. Idk why he just looks extra freaked out to fuck you on a wall. I can guarantee you he’ll also fuck you against the shower glass😭 he doesn’t like you being on your back, side or face down. Apart of that is because he can pull your hair and play with your tits.

KUROO

Prone bone, full Nelson and missionary. He also goes in raw, no lube, no honey packet or any aphrodisiacs to begin with. He’s a grown as man and just like bokuto..he’s gotta bit of animalistic tendencies! If my man was growling while we were prone bone I’d think he was part werewolf or smth cause what the hay. He likes prone bone and full Nelson because he likes how it feels when his balls are slapping against your pussy. Missionary is something he’d do on your bday (if u wanted it to be romantic) or whenever he is feeling sappy. Unlike his best friend, he thinks doggy is the most basic shit ever.

LEV

From the side and missionary. Like he’s trying to sneakily fuck you under the sheets at a sleepover. He’s still acts like that somewhat hyper and very oblivious 15 year old at times but like it’s so sweet💔 except he fucks you like he’s desperately tryna chase a nut that keeps slipping out his fingers☠️ it gets to point you have to jab him with your elbow or bite down on his hand and head butt him..THATS how fucking fast he goes. I also know this isnt a position but he loves anal

OIKAWA

Reverse cowgirl ALL the way, but with an exception of sex from the side, like laying down and he’s sleeping his dih in you. Guys I’m virgin okay, I don’t do this shit I get secondhand embarrassment when people flirt with me, OKAY? I’m just going off my haptic memory from when I had a dangerous gooning & porn addiction throughout middle & highschool 😭💔. But I say reverse cowgirl cause he’s into ass, he likes your ass especially if it’s not crazily big or small— it’s just right. Anddd he’s one of those guys who sticks his thumb in ur butt..yep!

HANAMAKI

Cowgirl all the way, cowgirl cowgirl. He likes looking at your tits when they bounce, love having a hand resting on your thighs or love handles and just likes when you take the lead! lazy ass…

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gives the sloppiest head known to man

TANAKA, noya, SHOYO, SAEKO(wlw) yamamoto, BOKUTO, atsumu, Makki, KYOTANI. Terushima, KINDAICHI

eats pussy from the back (?) nose In ur asshole to

COACH UKAI. BOKUTO, noya, TENDOU(nasty ahh) aran, OSAMU, asahi, KUROO, matsukawa, tsukishima, AKAASHI, Suga, makki, IWAIZUMI

Gentle eater

ASAHI, SUGA, YAMAGUCHI (duh), tendou, Kageyama (cause he doesn’t know what he’s doing) semi, USHIJIMA, DAICHI, takeda, KIYOKO, yachi, suna KITA, AKAASHI, oikawa, Iwaizumi, YAKU. LEV

newbie, needed help finding ur clit

GOSHIKI, Kunimi, USHIJIMA, ATSUMU, fukunaga, Yamamoto, KAGEYAMA, KINDAICHI, KITA, LEV

Found it first try/has an idea where it is/was

KENMA, tadashi, TSUKISHIMA, Shoyo (woah!) NOYA, oikawa..gulp. IWAIZUMI, asahi, KUROO (ish?)

Professional

Sugawara, COACH UKAI, Daichi, SAEKO, KIYOKO, kuroo, kai, ARAN, OSAMU, TENDOU (he’s a vet.) AKAASHI, konoha, MATSUKAWA, MAKKI, YAKU, TANAKA

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Ok I just thought of something. This is angst so if u don’t like it GET BACK.

You and Kuroo have a child prolly like 3-7 years old but the child is young, okay? You and Kuroo are married and have been for a while. Something devastating happens to your kid, (could be accidents, sickness or wtv you want) and you and kuroo kid passes away. Yeah sad I know. So you have to plan out your child’s funeral and whatnot. But guess who is helping you plan the funeral? Matsukawa issei. Your ex and before y’all are like “this makes me no sense” (obviously cause it’s 7am and I just thought of this) but you and issei were together before Kuroo. Highschool sweethearts if you will, you were each others first in/at literally everything. He gave you expensive ass promise rings, jewelry, even talked about buying a house and starting a family of your own and you did try have a baby by issei but a smooth pregnancy is never guaranteed. That caused problems in you and issei’s relationship. It’s been YEARS okay, years since yall broke up. And you are with another man, crying over your child’s cold body. That hurt issei a lot, he still loves you cause you were literally his other half. When he found out you had a baby by another man he was heartbroken but there was nothing he could do about it; but seeing you and that man’s baby, in his establishment for body viewing broke his heart even more. He’s been working here for a long time and usually he got used to seeing people cry so much..but this time? It’s with you. He knows there isn’t much he can do but sit and do his job, he can’t let his emotions get in the way cause he knows what yall is done—gone. So he stands there watching you, Kuroo and other friends and family sob and scream as your baby gets lowered down.

Sorry if this doesn’t make sense at all, maybe I’ll add onto it

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I would not get high with tendou..someones asshole’s gonna be busted open by the end of the night💔 it definitely won’t be mines though

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iwaizumi is that guy in highschool who a handful of girls want. He’s the epitome of loverboy. Respects elderly and women, especially his mom (before she passed). He’s also a gym rat..gulp! But not the toxic, annoying and stuck up one. He’s also awkward and weird. The teachers love him. Pierced ears and wears that panty dropping, coochies clenching, leg opening cologne. He painfully ignores other girls when he’s in a relationship to the point their friends get second hand embarrassment when he curves them💔 also if he wasn’t doing volleyball he’d definitely wrestle