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*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

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seeing untagged nsfw on your dash

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This is what he would have wanted

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Posted @withregram • @milano_alyssa Wear a damn mask. https://www.instagram.com/p/B_MX_a6jhdK/?igshid=brf423l4405l

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would you invite them to your island?

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buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

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the accuracy 

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Perfect murders exist. We just don’t know because that’s how it’s supposed to work.

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“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

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So people are making different videos for you to use in uncomfortable situations!

The majority of the Uber ones mention in some way that they have your location on. Some you would pretend are messages someone left on your phone. Some have a script for you to follow along to on screen! Some are specific to who are calling you!

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isopods eating Doritos

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“Image description: a black rectangle, a metaphorical forecast of what the Internet would look like if artists stopped sharing content because they get discouraged or too scared to post for fear of having their work stolen, their art reposted, and their credit taken away.“

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