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"I can't believe you!"

A soft, almost non-audible, chuckle left his lips at the others words that left his mouth. Minhyuk, being the crazy and fun person he was, hardly had any embarrassment when it came to things. Especially not now. If anything he was laughing and enjoying himself, dancing around and acting a fool while out in public. “You should know I’d do something like this, after all it is me.” Loud, outgoing, and not worried about what others think, that was a pure definition of Lee Minhyuk.

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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“Well the message was clearly noted, and reciprocated~” He coos, wanting him to know that the other wasn’t just missing him onesidedly, that Jeonghan himself had thought of him a lot of the time away as well. Cupping his cheeks when the other returns another kiss to his lips, he lets out a pleased hum against his lips and pulls back to smile at him. “I can tell. Can we go upstairs? I haven’t even gotten the chance to relax yet since we got home. I just wanna go to your room, wear your stuff, crawl into bed and binge Netflix until I fall asleep on you. I know it’s not extravagant but it’s probably what I’ve missed most while I was gone.”

“I figured it was.” He smiled reassuringly, he knew the other missed him, it was why he was here now. He sighed in content to the others kiss, rubbing a few small circles against the small of his back before he raised his brows at the others words, simply nodding his head. “Of course baby, I’ve missed that a lot too since you’ve been gone. Seeing you wear my clothes, holding you in my arms as we cuddle and watch things together.. it’s one of my favorite thing~” He smiled a bit, grabbing the others hand as he pulled him up the stairs to his dorm so they could rest and spend the night together happily in each others arms.

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“I think I caught a hint with all of the messages you’ve sent.” Snickering with his teeth he lets out another little laugh when the other kisses all over his face, one hand holding onto the other’s bicep while the free one swatted at his other side playfully. “Aigooo I’ve only been here a few minutes and you’ve already got saliva all over me!” Winkling his nose a bit extra playfully he shoves the other a bit to stop, only to lean in for a quick kiss of his own, this time properly, but not before mumbling “Well it’s more amazing to do this after two weeks.”

“I just wanted to make sure you knew I missed you a lot.” He placed a few more kisses along the others face, holding him close to him as he laughed at the other swatting at him. “I love giving you kisses it’s not my fault you just so happen to be covered in my saliva now.” He laughed a little more and gave one last kiss to his cheek, happily kissing back once the other pressed one to his lips. “It’s a lot more amazing to do that after two weeks, all of this is amazing. Just hearing you in person again, seeing you. I’m so happy.”

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please continue to call minhyuk sexy… he wants to hear it~

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♛ ™

♛ A memory that will turn your muse’s face royally red?

Probably a typical family story about how he used to be, or something he had done; one that his brother, or parents would blurt out while having his partner or a friend over, making him embarrassed.

™ If asked, what would your muse think is their defining quality to others?

He would say his entire being is a defining quality. He is smug and confident most of the time, and has even said that this comeback, Beautiful, was meant for him, because he is beautiful.

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⌚ What is your muse’s go to excuse for being late?

definitely something extra, for a random example, his cat got stuck in a toilet. Not necessarily the excuse he’d use, just something of that sort seeing as he is quite the extra person.

✈️If your muse got kicked out of a country, what would it be for?

Being way too loud, a big public disturbance. I don’t know if that would get him kicked out of a country but it’s definitely a problem causer. 

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a pouty minhyuk fussing over his lines

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“No, really?” He feigns surprise, before laughing and leading him back into the building, immediately going in for a hug. “We had to stop by the dorms obviously to get settled again, I unpacked some things but the moment the vans were gone I made my way here.. If I remember correctly someone said he missed me, like a lot~”

“Yes really!” He laughed a bit along with the other and followed him inside with no hesitation, returning the hug with a tight embrace. “I missed you so much you don’t even know the half of it. I’m so happy you’re back now.” He pulled back a bit, leaning in to pepper kisses along the others face happily. “It is so amazing to be able to do this after two weeks.”

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❛ i’m sorry, i should’ve gotten here sooner. ❜

Everyone knew that Hyungwon was one that liked to sleep a lot, it was no surprise now that he was late all because of it. Minhyuk couldn’t help but find it almost funny that he slept so much, mainly because Minhyuk himself was guilty of sleeping a lot, but he was never one to be late. “You’re going to be in a lot of trouble if the CEO finds out you’re so late. You better be lucky you still got here before everyone else.” He chuckled to himself and shook his head. “You really have to stop sleeping in so much!”

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It had been hours, nearly a whole day since he had heard any word from the other. He knew he was coming back to korea that day but he had no idea when he’d actually arrive. upon hearing the others voice his face lit up with happiness, his mouth falling open with the tips curling into a smile. “Oh my gosh! You’re back~ I’ve been waiting on you silly.”

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He can’t help sneaking up behid the other when he sees how consumed he is with his phone, probably waiting for any sign of life from Jeonghan; oh how little did he know. “You look pretty anxious on those steps. You wouldn’t happen to be waiting for someone would you?”

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A Silly Meme For Sucky Days

❤ Does your muse have an embarrassing favorite movie? ♛ A memory that will turn your muse’s face royally red? ✰ Has your muse ever cyber stalked someone, (& were they caught)? ☎ Did your muse ever leave someone a drunken voicemail? ✉ What is the worst texting slip up your muse has ever experienced? ☠ What is your muse deathly afraid of? ☂ What music does your muse listen to on an (emotionally) rainy day? $ Has your muse ever spent too much money on something stupid? ☮ Has your muse ever told a ridiculous lie to keep the peace? ☃ Has your muse ever built a snowman? (Was it ‘traditional’, or ‘unique’?) ™ If asked, what would your muse think is their defining quality to others? ✈ If your muse got kicked out of a country, what would it be for? ⌚ What is your muse’s go to excuse for being late? ☼ / ❅ Does your muse prefer sunbathing, or bundling up for winter? ∞ If your muse could live forever, what would they ideally do?     (If they’re already immortal, what would they do if they started over?) ツ What makes your muse smile at their phone like a dork? ❝❞ What would your muse’s cheesy yearbook quote be?

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❛ this isn’t going to be easy. ❜

“Well nothing in life is easy noona. But that’s the fun part about everything! Working hard to achieve the goal at hand.” He let out a soft laugh at his words, shaking his head as he did so. He pursed his lips for a short second as he thought of what to say next to the statement, his brows furrowing just slightly. “It might not be easy, but there are plenty of ways we can make this fun! And in the end you’ll feel great once you get it done and over with.” Of course Minhyuk would find the fun in even the hardest of tasks, that was just his personality, to make everything fun for him and for everyone around him. 

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howl’s moving castle sentence meme.

❛  looks like a little mouse lost its way.  ❜

❛  leave me alone.  ❜

❛  where to? i’ll be your escort.  ❜

❛  don’t get alarmed, but i’m being followed. act normal.  ❜

❛  sorry, looks like you’re involved.  ❜

❛  are you listening?  ❜

❛  i want to know what you want.  ❜

❛  it’s your life — do something for yourself for once.  ❜

❛  you sound ghastly! like some ninety year old woman!  ❜

❛  make up your mind! are you gonna let me in or not?  ❜

❛  just keep quiet and don’t cause any trouble.  ❜

❛  i’m not taking any orders from you! ❜

❛  so, what do you have hidden in your pocket?  ❜

❛  that can’t be good for the table.  ❜

❛  please – help – falling — i’m falling —  ❜

❛  you okay?  ❜

❛  no — i’ve seen all that i can take.  ❜

❛  i give up. i see no point in living if i can’t be beautiful.  ❜

❛  i can’t stand how scared i am.  ❜

❛  don’t worry, i’ll follow behind you in disguise.  ❜

❛  why do i feel like this isn’t going to work?  ❜

❛  wait — help — i can’t make it —  ❜

❛  pull yourself together. isn’t this what you’ve been waiting for?  ❜

❛  what on earth happened to you?  ❜

❛  whatever you do, don’t look down.  ❜

❛  you saved me. i was in big trouble back there. ��❜

❛  don’t try to be cute — i’m still not going to trust you.  ❜

❛  i missed you.  ❜

❛  go away.  ❜

❛  you’re too late.  ❜

❛  this isn’t going to be easy.  ❜

❛  i said move.  ❜

❛  it’s a present for you.  ❜

❛  i feel so at home.  ❜

❛  so, you are going away.  ❜  

❛  uh-oh, here they come.  ❜  

❛  no, don’t let go!  ❜  

❛  i’m too old to be treated like this!  ❜  

❛  strapping young men are so difficult to deal with.  ❜  

❛  you’ll forgive me, won’t you?  ❜  

❛  we’re a family now!  ❜  

❛  i’m sorry, i should’ve gotten here sooner.  ❜  

❛  i don’t care if you’re a monster!  ❜  

❛  i’ve had enough of running away.  ❜  

❛  and now, i’ve got something i want to protect.  ❜  

❛  there’s no time to lose, we have to try something!  ❜  

❛  i don’t know what’s gonna happen, but i’m sure it can’t be good. ❜  

❛  told you we should’ve stayed put. ❜  

❛  they say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.  ❜  

(distressed wheezing)

❛  i just can’t seem to stop crying.  ❜  

❛  i didn’t mean to make you wait this long.  ❜  

❛  don’t look at me, i don’t have it. i don’t know what you’re talking about.  ❜  

❛  you’d better take good care of it.  ❜  

❛  i feel terrible.. like there’s a weight on my chest.  ❜  

❛  a heart’s a heavy burden.  ❜

❛  one thing you can always count on is that hearts change.  ❜  

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“Wait what? No, where would those three days come from, February’s only 28 days pabo—”

“January 30th to this exact day is 71 days; I recounted. And from October 30th to December 2nd, when we split up, was 33 days so it’s actually 104 days. Our 100th day was on the 6th, and we both missed it.”

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“You mean our hundredth day? ‘Duuuh’.”

“What... wait? I just counted up it’s only been 70 since january 30th! and if you up the days of us back in october, it adds up to 103, so it’s already past.. we’re both off?”

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Do you know what today is~?

Monday, April the 10th, duuuh