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Q:  your honestly not that handsome, your cute but not handsome (to be fair zero is more handsome then you and we don't even know what they look like) [from @useless-gay-baby ]

A: Rhys? Rhys, I know that’s you!! Come out and face me! You goddamn robot fucker!

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And now a go at Tim’s scar,   “which would had healed faster if he didn’t cry so much ( ・_ゝ・) scolds oh look they even grey the same, impressive

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(( and with that, the first event has come to a close. Timothy will be back again… after he makes it through whatever Jack has planned.

Thank you for all the Tim asks! We couldn’t get to all of them, so he’ll have to receive the remaining ones once he has another event! Cheers! ))

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question: TIMOTHY LAWRENCE!

answer: WYM

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@hornsandhoney asked: Hey Jack, do you ever think about how it all could've gone differently? Back before you found the relic?

Answer: Yeaaah, nice try, kiddo. I can't talk about something that doesn’t -- officially -- exist. But... what if they did? I just thought of a crazy scenario, hear me out. What if, somehow, relics were real and one of my employees knew about it? They'd definitely be like, "Holy shit, somebody please save me from Jack, I can't leave alive!!" That would be hilarious! And extremely hypothetical! Haha…. ha. 

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Question: So uhhh Jack where’d your ring go when you “came back” from that call

Answer: You, uh.... noticed that, huh? ....shit...

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how are you guys doing? are you safe and ok?

(( Hi, anon! Taylor, the artist, writing in. It’s been a super crazy two months. This is the first chance I’ve had to write in since the move a week ago. The most important thing is that we’re ok. We’re safe and moved into a new apartment. Thank you so much to everyone who took time to reblog our call-for-help post. I deleted the help text from the blog post just now (but kept the art up) to try to maintain the integrity of the blog, and not to confuse any new followers. I appreciate all of those who have continued to follow us and care about us during this hiatus. We will return soon with the end of the Timothy event in one massive post. Jack will be back, baby!!!!! ))

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(( A picture drawn for a collaboration ))

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That’s a lot of responsibility.

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Question: How’s that milkshake taste bud? Hope the fall didn’t hurt too much

Answer: (꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

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Caption: So assuming that I wound up on board the Helios Station - theoretically of course - and had managed to take out your entire security camera and security bot grid - again, theoretically - and had managed to pin-point your location and was closing in - not that I would do that - what do you think your odds of taking me out mano a mano would be? Asking for a friend.

Answer: Thats..... really specific. But youre not actually gonna do that, right?

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Question: Are you really Jack? Answer: Yeeep. The – the one and only Jack, that’s me – *knocks into a computer monitor, bringing up a warning* …Huh? *a laser comes out and points at him* OH SHIT! *a strawberry milkshake is digistructed onto the desk* …Mmmph.

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Question: hey jack, does your face ever itch under the mask? Answer: W-ugh! Well now it does! [under breath] Asshole.

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Happy father's Day Dad lol ,do I need to tell that to the stand in's as well thou?

Also, dont listen to the body double rumors, they dont exist. Haha.

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