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some tolys expressions i never ended up using…

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Strung together

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i was sad and transformed it into the best trio possible

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THIS IS SO FUCKING BADASS WHAT THE FUCK GASPED IRL

Get Money Meme | APH Netherlands

Artist: Cloumello

Original Video: Youtube

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Belgium: Are you high?

Netherlands: Am I what?

Belgium: High

Netherlands: hallo

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Hi! Your drawings are gorgeous, you are an artist from God!💥👍😸🤩 I would like to ask you what about the Benelux🇧🇪🇳🇱🇱🇺 drawing ?

Thank youuuu i hope I got your request right ;7; BeNeLux are these guys RIGHT? but but I don't know what the 'benllu' means ;7;

He knows what he's doing

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So I’m not in the Hetalia fandom

But my best friend @roszabell is.

So that means that I get to use my extremely limited knowledge of the show to make the dumbest headcanons I can think of.

These are the headcanons of someone not in the fandom but cursed with too much knowledge.

Enjoy

- By accident, Alfred once unironically said “innit” in a sentence and his body induced a two day coma on itself in shame.

- Austria probably can and has twerked to eine kleine nachtmusik.

- Whenever Australia does any normal thing he’ll say “I learned that in 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫” and he never specified what war. Just, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫. (It was the Emu war of 1932).

- France acts like he’s super pretentious with perfumes and smells and stuff but goes feral for Bath and Bodywork’s sales. He has so many coupons 47 years past their expiration date that he insists will be useful.

- Denmark’s hairstyle is done every morning by sticking his head out of a moving car on the interstate like a dog.

- Matt has a maple flavored vape and he hissed at Alfred when he touched it once.

- Alfred knows the metric system but constantly acts like he doesn’t get it to watch England lose his shit every time.

- Gil has heelies he installed in his shoes that he’s been waiting to use for decades. One time he was trying to sweep Matt off his feet all romantic like but he accidentally popped out the wheels and they both went flying.

- Norway blasts the Frozen soundtrack in his car so loudly the windowpanes shake. He just sits there with a totally apathetic face and just says “good shit” while all his passengers’ ears are bleeding from the volume.

- Hungary can bench press both Alfred and Matt and does it at any possible opportunity.

- Japan has been making little paper airplanes and getting them to stick in the ceiling for years now and no one has noticed. It’s not until he misses one day and thousands of mini paper airplanes fall from the ceiling onto everyone.

- Germany would take Disney fast passes so seriously. That man would be up at 4 in the morning staring at his undimmed phone screen getting space mountain tickets.

- The countries always do Rock Paper Scissors for whoever has to explain to China that he needs to turn his computer off and on again to get it to work.

- Denmark has not tied his shoelaces since the day he got them. He just slides them off and on again because “I’m too awesome to tie my shoes” the truth is he doesn’t know how to tie his shoes. They came pre tied.

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i’m still in 2012

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I'm just absolutely loving the idea of Feliks just hanging out with a group of old Polish Grandmas.

It totally makes sense though. First off, Feliks and Babcie like two things: crafting and gossiping.

Secondly it's just too wholesome! Feliks would bring these old ladies so much joy! Because you know, it's rare to find some young kid knows pretty much everything about back in the day. Meanwhile Feliks just likes the attention and crafting and people who don't mind if you talk and talk for hours. So it basically works out perfectly!

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Portugal: how do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Netherlands: it's four in the morning

Portugal: so, you can't sleep, huh? is it because of the blanket??

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Hetalia Crack Headcanon #8

Portugal and Norway get along simply for the fact that they make fun of their boyfriends by calling them pineapples. Portugal and Norway have both agreed that Netherlands and Denmark are the pineapple brothers.

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*Lietpolifies Himas Robul art*

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Denmark: What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

Denmark: You get salmonella.

Norway:

Norway: We’re not friends anymore.