mochamartyr

[mochamartyr]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[mochamartyr]

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

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just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

[mochamartyr]

Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat

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made this stupid thing

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Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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my chicken &yup i vaporized him

[mochamartyr]

deltarune spoilers below cut!!

ok. chapter 3 was good. however. the pacing was... something. plus i thought there was a HUGE amount of missed potential with undyne.

i was excited for toriel to be a presence in the dark world but i understand why she was basically a macguffin in the end-- her knowing what a dark world is and experiencing it has major story ramifications and writing that sounds impossible.

HOWEVER UNDYNE HAS NO SUCH RESTRICTIONS SINCE SHE GETS YOINKED AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER

i think undyne could have been a major player in chapter 3's story if she was included earlier!! susie could have bonded with undyne over being a "bad" kid! PLUS, at the beginning of chapter 4, susie's concern for undyne could be grounded in actual prior storybeats instead of generic "oh no that's a real person who is in danger"!undyne being an actual presence in the story could have upped the stakes and made susie's character growth during chapter 3 feel less... forced by tenna. plus undyne and susie are both clueless lesbians. so. there's that too.

[mochamartyr]

I wonder where I put my forever snake?

The Ouroboros’s suspiciously Ouroboros shaped stomach:

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one thing about goofy is that he is always hanging out with that little boy in the red pants... i think his name was mickey?

[mochamartyr]

i’m having a hard time picking lol

i could see the eye for watcher reasons. my guy would definitely “ceaseless watcher” people if given the opportunity as well

i could also see the stranger??? like, the whole “these aren’t my eyes, they’re holes” thing. grian could be a strange and off-putting “person” if you know what i’m saying.

the other big one is the web. he organizes the life series, makes his friends jump through little hoops and play his little games. the only thing more web coded than that is being a spider.

i could also see an argument for the vast (bird. sky. ocean coded s10.) and even the desolation (just look at how he acted towards jimmy in wild life) but i think it’s probably those big 3

[mochamartyr]

(please reblog for bigger sample size! plus i want to hear your reasoning. if this gets enough traction i’ll do more for the rest of the hermits)