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Xie Lian would have one of those ‘making my husbands lunch/dinner’ channels and the comments would be full of people unsure of he’s genuinely that bad of a cook or is slowly trying to kill his husband.

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The Xianle quartet in the begining of TGCF is literally so funny to me as a concept.

Because it's literally these 3 guys who have disguised themselves from this 1 guy to go hang out with him. 2 of them know who each other is and also immediately recognised who the third guy is but don't have any proof to back it up. And the third guy also knows exactly who they are but he doesn't care and doesn't even wanna interact with them because he got beef with them.

Meanwhile the 1 guy they are disguising themselves from actually recognised them on sight because they absolutely suck at disguising themselves, but they're trying so hard and he doesn't want them to feel bad and they're also hanging out now so that's fun, he doesn't wanna ruin that.

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"The original Bingge bringing his own Shen Yuan to the PIDW world" is such a god tier concept because we know Luo Bingge is a dead beat dad with a million kids all from different mothers. Imagine being Binghe's son via concubine #84 lactation kink chapter and the emperor, your father, divorces your mom because he fell in love with an alien twink.

Then you go to chew him out for being an absent father who gets sex pollened all day instead of teaching his kids algebra, and you find his new boytoy with him. And your shitty terrible dad's new wife. Is an angel.

Of COURSE when Shen Yuan sees a mini-Binghe, he'd coddle the boy endlessly while Binghe seethes in the back, beefing with his own son over shizun's attention. Shen Yuan's headpats. Him happily teaching Binghe's kids. Letting them all pile up around him while he reads from a story book.

It's the evil stepmother trope but in reverse - everyone who meets Shen Yuan is crying, "You have to leave my father, you deserve better!!!"

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Mel medarda

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faroe is fire because water puts her out. send post.

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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

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MALEVOLENT ARTISTS!!!

I’ve really been loving the trend of The Kiss Jarthur going around and I think it would be cool if we have a post that compiles all of our versions!

I’ll go first! Feel free to add yours to the thread!

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Happy fathers day Arthur Lester. Best father I know.

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somewhere else?

some ramblings below:

something something, jon landed in erebus and was healed from the stab wound by the time he woke up. he's still connected to the eye and has been able to manage on his own more or less, but he's generally been nerfed and is also struggling to concentrate as an effect of erebus being a place the eye can't really see.

he meets melinoe in the fountain chamber, where he's been able to catch his breathe and try to think about what to do next, and how to reach martin, who he's been separated from. the chamber has the added benefit of being spider free, probably thanks to the cat that frequents the area.

martin is in the fields of mourning, however jon isn't able to see that far deep into the underworld, much less be able to go down there himself. he can, at the very least, sense that he IS there somewhere. martin probably assumes that jon is dead, and some mix of of the lonely and being in the fields has him doing not so well :( can eventually be found by melinoe, sitting alone in a chamber next to one of those statues that watch you

uhh something something, eventually they're reunited and get a happy ending xD

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lena 100% went back to her office after talking to sam thinking "wow what a nice friendly conversation i just had with my best friend, samama khalid, the only one of my employees who doesn't actively make fun of me," and sam went back to his cubicle thinking

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I know it's been memed to death but I still can't get over how everyone in season 4 wants Arthur carnally.

Cute priest? "You are my new purpose. Hey if you're free later we can..."

Cute detective with Dreamlands baggage? "Say, you married?" ("Are you and John looking for a third?")

Cute serial killer out to hunt him down like a rabbit? [an entire segment of Arthur degrading him like a dog until he got SO impressed that he switched sides to join him.]

Cute eldritch horror which possesses people in their sleep? "You are my favourite :)"

Kayne? Kayne.

No FUCKING wonder John is being jealous and possessive, Arty.

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i'm predictable as fuck sorry. you cover a man with malicious intent in blood and that's all i need to develop an unhealthy obsession with him

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Some people are upset that Arthur was comparing John to a child but that man was a single father of a young toddler he knows what he's talking about. He knows a little shit when he sees one and Malevolent is just Arthur constantly on the verge of going "I WILL TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND IF YOU DONT BEHAVE"

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Please look at these incredible mugs of our cats that my mum made for my birthday!!

They all have lil balls and buttholes. I think they look just like our boys. Mum's gotten so good at pottery, I'm so proud of her, and I LOVE these mugs. Best birthday present ever <3

The models:

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

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Arthur, trying to rationalize: We can still make it out of this cave. There- there has to be a way. The rain, that has to mean something? Right?

John, muttering: it is so over it is so over it is so over it is so over it is so over it is s

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Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament

Welcome one and all to the Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament! This is to determine once and for all what is the best obscure Night Vale ship. This tournament brings together canon pairings from the supplementary media (like the books), fandom crack ships, rarepairs, and could-have-beens. Some of these ships have large fanbases on Tumblr, but are more lacking on other platforms. Some of these ships will genuinely make you question who in the world is interested in that. And all of these ships are up for your vote, starting tomorrow!

Official Bracket:

On the left we have:

Nilanjanet (Nilanjana Sikdar/Janet Lubelle) vs Kasvin (Kasper Rhodes/Kevin)

Cecearl (Cecil Gerswhin Palmer/Earl Harland) vs Charlos (Carlos Robles/Charles)

Josh/Monty vs Danielauren (Daniel/Lauren Mallard)

Kascil (Kasper Rhodes/Cecil Gerswhin Palmer) vs Blake/Larry Leroy

On the right we have:

Mallardinal (Lauren Mallard/Dana Cardinal) vs Pawn Sherrif (Jackie Fierro/Sherrif Sam)

Toxic Science (Blake Jones/Janet Lubelle) vs Pizzacat (Silas the Thief/Big Rico Goldblum)

Radio Scientology (Cecil Palmer/Kevin/Carlos Robles/Charles) vs Women's Wrong's (The Faceless Old Woman/The Woman From Italy)

Laurbelle (Lauren Mallard/Janet Lubelle) vs Kasplake (Kasper Rhodes/Blake Jones)

Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again.