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Ok but does adult Dick still get star eyes when he sees Superman, as his hero or does he keep his fangirling low key now that he works along side him, as Nightwing?

(I love your art OP thank you for sharing your art with us!)

He keeps it professional on the field but the second superman is out of sight he reverts to fangirling.

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Banger movie ngl

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I never feel more 'are ya winnin', son???' than when I need to do literally anything on instagram other than post photos, so if you'd like to see my sad attempt at a probably already played-out meme, the reel version of this is over there. XD But I liked the snoot view of Krypto, so here we go!

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I never feel more 'are ya winnin', son???' than when I need to do literally anything on instagram other than post photos, so if you'd like to see my sad attempt at a probably already played-out meme, the reel version of this is over there. XD But I liked the snoot view of Krypto, so here we go!

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human becoming a mutant in the 2012 TMNT series: HARK HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!!? GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME!!!!!MY LIFE IS A CURSED EXISTENCE WITH NO HOPE

human becomes mutant in ROTTMNT:

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reposting from bsky, but heres a cheat sheet for how to properly send a message to payment processing companies over the recent highly conservative shift in where youre allowed to legally spend your money

more info here!

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How do you process grief?

by running from it until it finds me in the middle of a sunny street on a beautiful day

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THIS SCREENSHOT IS SO FUNNY TO ME

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What was his deal with pigeons in this show???

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honestly i really love the whole idea of Jason being really antisocial and just. unaware and uncomfortable with other people both because of the lazarus pit/revival and family issues AND just because. thats who he is as a person. he’ll quite happily forget that other people exist and live in solitude for months if people don’t interrupt him and he’d literally rather shoot himself in the kneecap than spend an evening hardcore socialising with family and friends. but my absolute favourite thing to do with that kind of Jason is cross him over with the Jason-and-Damian-met-in-the-league thing. give me autistic as fuck Jason and his little assassin brother who bodyguards him from any and all social situations.

i want Damian who grew up with Jason being his primary protector and brother in the league and he is absolutely devoted to him as a result, but he also knows that Jason is completely hopeless when it comes to people. Jason is an out of sight out of mind kind of person when it comes to his relationships with people, which while that didn’t really matter in the league, once they’re both in Gotham again and the Red Hood’s identity is revealed to the bats, Damian becomes pretty much the only one who knows how to navigate Maintaining A Friendship With Jason Todd.

Damian, knocking on Jason’s window at 2 in the morning: Ahki. Ahki. Ahki. Ahki-

Jason, throwing open the window: OH MY GOD W H A T.

Damian: you will take me to lunch tomorrow.

Jason: AND WHY WOULD I-

Damian: you have not left this apartment in four days. you need sunlight. i will choose a quiet place with plants and bookshelves.

Jason:

Jason:

Damian: pick me up at twelve.

Jason: i hate you

Damian: take the vitamins i left in your kitchen. *leaves*

Jason: this isn’t what i was like when i was Dick’s little brother. how have i ended up with this.

like, Damian is well aware that as badass and unstoppable Jason is, he is absolutely FUCKED when it comes to the ‘normal human life’ side of being alive again. and thus, as his little brother, Damian has decided that in return for Jason protecting him in the league, he will make sure Jason socialises at least once every fortnight, for his own mental health. Jason’s just kinda confused and disgruntled at being ushered around by this fuckin eleven year old because he thinks it’s perfectly normal to go three weeks without using his voice. still, he’s kind of gotten used to Damian dragging him along, and the kid’s oddly observant when it comes to what he’s comfortable or uncomfortable doing so it’s… not too bad? he just ends up going along with it, resigned to his little brother’s antics.

Dick has a batbrother movie night once a month and he’s been trying to get Jason to come hang out with them ever since they found out he was alive. Jason usually ignores his calls or just plain tells him to fuck off, until one time when he and Tim are waiting in Dick’s apartment, they get a text from Damian.

‘We are five minutes away. It took me twenty minutes to lure him out of the library, if you spook him I will strangle you both with your own intestines.’

“What the fuck does that mean.” Tim states. Dick gives a baffled shrug, equally confused. They get their answer when Damian shows up, strolling in casually with a backpack slung over one shoulder and being followed by… Jason.

“Holyfuckingshithowdidhe- HEY! HI! Hey, Jason!” Dick murmured to Tim out the corner of his mouth before morphing into over-the-top joy the second they got close, and Jason paused in the doorway, visibly irritated.

“You said I wouldn’t have to talk.” He complained to Damian, refusing to come further into the room.

“You don’t. Shut up Grayson.” Damian snapped, turning back to Tim and Dick. He unzipped the backpack, digging into it with one hand and then snapping his fingers and pointing at the armchair with the other. “Sit, I’ll get you a drink in a minute. Here.” Petulantly, Jason shuffled into the room and -to Dick and Tim’s incredulity- listened to Damian’s command, collapsing into the armchair and curling up into a ball, glaring at them both across the room. Damian retrieved an old worn book from his backpack and tossed it to him, before looking to Dick and Tim. “We’re watching Pride and Prejudice.”

“But I rented the matrix!” Dick cried. Damian didn’t respond, only deepening his glare as they started a standoff. After a few beats of mostly silence, the only noise being Jason stubbornly flipping pages in his book as he refused to acknowledge them all, Tim threw his hands up in the air and stormed off to throw himself onto the couch.

“Fucking- just put on Pride and Prejudice, who cares,” He mumbled under his breath, digging into the bowl of popcorn and m&m’s. “Want any popcorn, Jason?”

Jason glanced up from the book he was clearly attempting to hide behind, nose scrunched. “I don’t like that kind. You got any-?“

Damian brought his hand back out from his backpack and threw a packet of Doritos at Jason’s head. He blinked down at where they’d fallen onto his lap before humming in appreciation, picking them up.

“I thought this was a movie night Grayson?” Damian cocked a brow casually, moving over to the armchair and smoothly sliding over the arm, curling his legs to intertwine them with Jason’s until he was settled in his big brother’s lap, ignoring the slightly annoyed grunt he got as Jason adjusted to the new addition on his person. “Put it on already, we don’t have all night.”

Dick stared, uncomprehending, at his guests. His eyes slowly thinned as if he was trying to work out a puzzle, but Damian only glared back.

Finally, “…Guess we’re watching Pride and Prejudice… I guess…”

He was honestly just happy Jason agreed to be in the same room as them for anything other than a human trafficking ring.

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If 2012 Raph got sent to the MM dimension i have a feeling this is how it would go

Raph, you're scaring them bro

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Raph! :D

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John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.

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Is this joke still relevant

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If dangerous, why friend shaped?