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Wulfrayn
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I'm SJ, fifty something oddball, deeply dippy hippy and stroke survivor with a love for the quirky, ancient civilisations, fantasy and scifi. and yes, I saw part iv in the cinema when it came out. yes. I'm old.
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mock-ing-bird · 2 years ago
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hiii neil !! hope you’re doing well and all that !!!!
the people need to know !! do their wings make a heart ? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
If you're asking about the new poster...
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Obviously the wings do not make a heart. They make the dread black and white sigil Puehtni in the language of ancient Mu, and are there to indicate the exact day of release, because as anyone familiar with ancient Mu knows, Puehtni-Nwod was also the Murian Falling Bluebird Festival, when clouds of toxic smoke were released from the Temple of All the Gods Save One, rendering flying temple bluebirds unconscious, and causing a hazard to traffic.
I hope this clarifies matters for you.
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mock-ing-bird · 2 years ago
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So cute!
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mock-ing-bird · 2 years ago
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Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Maul Additional Tags: Modeling, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Original Character(s), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Amnesia Series: Part 1 of Depth of Field Summary:
It starts with an advertisement. When pressed later, as to why he was paying such close attention to a perfume ad, Obi-Wan would turn slightly pink, and say primly- “It’s an advert, they’re supposed to catch your attention.” - Abandoned long before Naboo, in the years that follow, Maul Opress finds himself an integral figure in Coruscanti High Fashion.
Chapter excerpt:
The sharp and unmistakable scent of blood immediately wafts through the area, intermingling with the acrid smell of adrenalin and fear. It’s something Maul hasn’t encountered in – years. He hasn’t been in any sort of combat, aside from sparring with a droid, since he stopped taking bounties. All he has is this tiny fucking vibroblade. He’s in these ridiculous heels.
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:
The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%
The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today
Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans
Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts
Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for
Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%
Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty
lmao
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Brisk afternoon 🍂☕️🍂
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Carnelian sealed vase with gold foil cover
Early Dynastic Period, 2nd Dynasty, around 2690 BC. Found in King Khasekhemwy’s tomb V at Abydos. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 34941 Photo: Kenneth Garrett
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.
source: (x)
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.
Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.
Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Picnic season is upon us in the UK
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some info on bees and wasps 
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Late Period, 600 BC, Saqqara, Egypt.
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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The pirate brainrot might be real, but  SW will forever be my first love, and the hive mind in the Rebels server I’m in has agreed that the only one that can match Lucius Slutty energy is, of course, Obi-Wan.
Bonus: Zeb as Frenchie explaining why Lothcats are terrifying
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Video of Tama
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Here we are my darling Maul Ratz, I admit I started this drawing sober and ended it… less so… hence the downgrading of quality! But still, let the suggestively covered genitals of nekkid Maul bring you the best of luck for the New Year, my loves!
Reblogs are loved but please don’t repost my shame!
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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POV: you find a crumpled old christmas card at the bottom of your desk
Merry belated xmas to all who celebrate! 🎄🎁✨
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mock-ing-bird · 3 years ago
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Okay. Question do we think that GL understood the nature of what this reveals to the viewer, or was this an unintentional consequence.
Do I spend waaay too much time thinking about this?
finding internet pages from before the prequels were all out and feeling like i’m stumbling onto ruins from ages past
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