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unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

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STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

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The Righteous Gemstones ✞ 2.09 I Will Tell of All Your Deeds

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the "tallest waterfall in the world" thing is by far the funniest lie told by lumon im genuinely not sure it can be topped

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if YOU'RE having sex at work, and I'M having sex at work, WHO IS REFINING THE MACRODATA?

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Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it

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severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolation]

directed by

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nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

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dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

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oh im gonna be weird about this for so long

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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SHREK 2 (2004)