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"OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING ON-"

because I am tired. I am exhausted. I have cared and fretted and cried beyond what sane people should, and if I do not rest my heart, the compassion and empathy I have left will become small and calcified and never grow again. because in a world of infinite injustice, I cannot cry infinitely. the abyss can gaze forever, I cannot win a staring contest, so I must close my eyes. the horrors won't stop, so I need to be able to dream of peace for a little while.

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its always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles, did you have fun digging up my corpse?'

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"Book Dragon" Pins The next shipping reward for my "Gold" backers have officially arrived! The whole idea is similar to a "Book Worm" but rather than reading through a bunch of books, you end up hoarding a bunch of them! 📚

This dragon pin will be given to those "gold tier members" who are a backer by May 1st! Full Patreon Post and how to join HERE: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103271709

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I always thought I'd get to 5'8", but I stopped growing something like half an inch short of that.

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

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여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

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Mood.

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I have this persistent vision of a post-apocalyptic scholar discussing these strange, almost otherworldly ancestral structures. "The stories say that our ancestors used these bridges for travel, but despite the weight of tradition attached to those accounts they make very little sense. Why would they force horses or oxen to haul their carriages up these steep slopes? Why build roads for carriages that aren't even flat? Certainly an angled surface is useful for shedding rainwater, but in this case the angles are too extreme for pragmatism. We can only assume that these massive tangles of bridge-like structures served some religious, possibly ceremonial purpose -- perhaps associated with the mysterious daily ritual that our ancestors referred to as 'the commute', which we know they performed before beginning their daily chores. Perhaps someday we will uncover the details of this ritual, and better understand the mystic connections that guided the ancients to create these elevated false-stone glyphs..."

ive never liked the phrase "manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads

biblically accurate highway

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I honestly feel like it used to be, back when the work week was less completely overrun with horrors... I mean, you put down one or maybe two horrors a week, take a couple of days off, it's not a bad rhythm. Nowadays it's anywhere from 2-5 horrors a day and a two day weekend just isn't enough anymore.

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

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Yaaaaas 😍

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Honestly sounds more humane at this point.

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

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Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

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^ Me reading through student essays...

this too shall pass

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Ah, yes. Voltron!

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My wife's asleep and I don't know where I put the damned headphones.

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?