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Made a remix of a wonderful song from @1207cbc’s SWOLLEN TO BURSTING UNTIL I AM DISAPPEARING ON PURPOSE

I hope you like it!

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CAW CAW CAW

CAW CAW CAW

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Bandcamp Friday

It's Bandcamp Friday so if you haven't bought my album yet today is the day to do so. Bandcamp aren't taking their cut of sales so more of your money will go to charity.

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Are you familiar with Jaques-Toussaint Benoît's Pasilalinic-Sympathetic Compass?

holy shit

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they could have said, like, "we made a new wolf morph, which shows how far genetic science has advanced". they could have said, "we're calling them direwolves out of a love for the extinct species." maybe too much to ask for but would have loved it if they'd pointed out some kind of ecological niche they were theoretically intent on resolving - like, "wolves are having trouble adapting to human sprawl and we are hoping that our research into the past will help us save wolves in the present."

but alas they did not do this. and see this sucks because i want to be hype about new bigass fantasy wolves. there is a 7th grade version of me that would be ecstatic about this. she would be obsessive.

unfortunately, due to capitalism, now i gotta have beef with puppies. can you imagine.

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just 3 abstract freaks chillin...

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trans women: ugh i'm so tired of being seen as a disgusting worthless sex object

50% of people: aww don't worry i see you as a desireable sex object <3

other 50% of people: i just combed through your social media account and found out you have expressed sexuality several times before, even as recently as just last week. if you're not gonna be perfectly chaste and completely repress this emotion that most people have then you can't expect people not to see you as a sex object. you basically are one anyways

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I’m tme so I’m sorry if thisis rude but I have a question and Google search isn’t being helpful and I think only a trans woman could tell me the answer sosorry for bugging you like this on the fifth of April

Ok so you think if fluttershy my little pony came out as a kid,, horse 4chan would call her a passoid? To be clear I don’t think any versions of 4chan should say that I’m just wondering if she’d get harassed on horse internet if she came out. In horse friendship world. Ya. Tysm even if you don’t answer .

🌸🍀🌸🍀🌸🍀🌸🍀🌸🔥🌸🍀🌸🍀🌸🍀

this is simultaneously the best and worst ask i’ve ever received. i think i hate living now.

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last night was A Minecraft Movie

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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Meet the best space pirate you've never heard of!

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🐱 nyancrimew

montri la minionojn parolantan ian strangan miksaĵon de la hispana, la angla, kaj volapukaĵoj, anstataŭ fari, ke ili parolas Esperanton, estas fakte la plej granda difekto de la marko de despicable me

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imagu, kiom pli amuza ĝi estus, se ili simple parolas Esperanton anstataŭ diras aferojn kiel «dua lipa pina colada»

having the minions talks some weird mix of spanish, english and gibberish instead of just making them speak esperanto is actually the biggest flaw of the despicable me franchise

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Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.