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[moderncryptid]

you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

[moderncryptid]

can everyone be normal about masculine presenting trans women. for the love of god can everyone please be fucking normal about masculine presenting trans women.

[moderncryptid]

just gonna leave this here

[moderncryptid]

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

[moderncryptid]

Illuminate the Mundane: Werner Reiterer’s Street Chandelier (2006-12)

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If they were put in the same cage they’d fight and kiss and make up

[moderncryptid]

oswald cobblepot gotham so important. he’s a lying manipulative murderer. a dramatic bitch. a rude cunt. also pathetic and always on the verge of tears. a momma’s boy. he ate his stepsiblings. he has suffered so much you could fill a novel with his suffering. he is insufferable to everyone around him. he is so kind. he is so mean. he’s petty. he’s silly. he’s so serious. he died and came back. he’s gay. he just wants to be loved. he’s killed so many people and he will kill more. he wore a coat with a fur collar. he has the prettiest eyelashes. he slit a mans throat for a sandwich. he’s my friend

[moderncryptid]

FOX Gotham:

A plot: Jim Gordon going 😐

B plot: Bruce Wayne going 🥺

C plot: a torrid love/hate affair between a disabled machivelian mob boss and an autistic serial killer with DID. Spanning decades and including genuine friendship between two evil misfits, caretaking, jealousy, betrayal, political plots, murder of love rivals, attempted murder of eachother, love confessions, bi panic, identity crises, grave robbing, death traps, drug fuelled erotic hallucinations, jailbreaks, vendettas, flashy outfits, high camp public displays of obsession, trust shattered and rebuilt, self sacrifice and mutually assured destruction.

D plot: Ian from shameless going 🤡

[moderncryptid]

what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

[moderncryptid]

I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

[moderncryptid]

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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i think damien should have done whatever the audio drama equivalent is of looking directly at the camera and demanded to know why everyone around him was talking like they were in therapy all the time

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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men love to be held by the scruff of the neck btw

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain