modernmouthmike

[modernmouthmike]

can we also ask stuff to like, pluey, orrrrr....? Only battat?

(This is specifically a Battat ask blog, though in the future you mayy have chances to ask others some questions.. can’t confirm though!)

[modernmouthmike]

One weird thing about this is that we can somehow know when you're lying

[..what? No, no way.]

[w-well- whatever you’re being told- I’m NOT LYING!!]

(He is lying, again again again.)

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you should kiss the other two...

[Yes I like men!! That doesn’t mean I like my coworkers!!]

[..and if I did, I don’t have to tell you a thing.]

[modernmouthmike]

(Hello! Not more Mike in character posting, but I think these will still be appreciated by you all!)

(Once more, thanks for all your support on the blog!)

[modernmouthmike]

Do you like coffee? If so, what’s your favorite way to have it?

[I like black coffee. Stuffs strong.]

[modernmouthmike]

Tenna's fucking dead

[stop it. Stop saying that!! I’m not gonna believe it, okay?]

[modernmouthmike]

what if we were all mikes from different timelines. different universes. all Mike. and one of us was the one from your world.

[if one of you IS Mike I WILL find you out.]

[modernmouthmike]

how would you fee💧l if

Whys it wet in he🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊OHM🌊Y GOD🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊AU🌊🌊GH🌊🌊,🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊HEL🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊P🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊WA🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊T🌊🌊ER🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[can you guys.. be normal?]

(These asks are great)

[modernmouthmike]

Battat!!!

I really wanna shake you until you roll a 6

Pls shake pls shake!!

[oh fine. Here, done.]

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You. Are. ADORABLE!!!

[uh.. you’s ok, boss?]

[MAKE THEM STOP!!!]

[modernmouthmike]

all i know about mike huh? i know some stuff like h-💥

[he exploded?!]

[modernmouthmike]

someone get this guy a well deserved nap

[I don’t need a nap!! I just..]

[..need to figure it out..]

[modernmouthmike]

did you know that you can't feel your tongue while smiling?

📸 oops the flash was on..

[I can feel my tongue just fine.]

[modernmouthmike]

aaawww battatt yorue such an blorblip. and scrunkie even, such a bomblie orbim you are. i love you very much, very cute indeed

[I’ve decided to read this as one of the strange complements I was told about.]

[modernmouthmike]

Battat! The crowd LOOOOVES ya! Blow a kiss to the camera for your dedicated viewers at home!

[..well.. fine. Just this once..]

[muah.]

[modernmouthmike]

boy why u so eyes

[I don’t know what you mean by that.]

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Who wouldn’t love Mike? It’s hard to find someone so capable nowadays!

[ohh, you’re too kind! Do go on..]