lanadellior

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Higher ups have banned me from drawing

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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I'm terrified of speaking to people in real life because one of them could say "I'm a chuckster!" and just hurtle me three hundred feet up in the air

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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Oo!!!

I think i would die for her to have this this is like my dream date situation omg (not specifically the character, love her, but i feel like she’d try and push marriage at the end of the date)

Mutuals: @l0v3s1ckf00l @the-voices-ahhh @myxomato515

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Tadashi 😭💔

@ozwriterchick @thezombieprostitute @enchantedbarnes @snowkestrel @jvanilly @k-marzolf @masked-lost-girl @abschaffer2 @imagine-a-fictional-boyfriend @crazyunsexycool

And anyone else who wants to play. 🥰

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Hehehe

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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Hair dye is messy asf I bet his dumbass would dye it with his white hoodie on

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i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been

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In a place called Berlin. In a country called Germany.

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My dad thinks I'm Gerard way.

I haven't talked to my father face to face in around 5ish years, I got my friend (shout out @lanadellior ) to text him pretending that they were me. We sent a low quality image of Gerard way and now he thinks I am him.

life is worth living <3

This is me now btw. (at least to my dad)

(pray he doesn't see this.)

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Asserting dominance to my piano by barking at it when I mess up