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She was immediately suspicious of the woman, raising a brow at her quick introduction. Something seemed off about it all but she wasn’t one to pry. “Oh, oh that’s quite alright. I have so many other things to do before this evening,” she said trying to keep it brief. “Here you go.” Ella sat down the folder on the edge of the desk and gave her a small smile. “It’s a pleasure to meet you Ms. Granger,” she said with the slight bow of her head.

“The pleasure’s all mine, dear. Now,” Moira began searching her office, “where did I put that tea?” She turned to Ella. “Surely you can stay for just a moment? I just brewed a fresh pot.” She bent down behind a cabinet and, with just a flick of her finger, produced an electric tea kettle and two mugs from thin air. “Ah! Here we are,” she said as she popped the kettle onto the cabinet and handed Ella a mug. “Earl grey, anyone?” 

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punzgothel·:

“Oh, not here, but Echo Creek, actually. I just moved in with some friends,” she explained, stepping into the woman’s office and taking a seat. Coolsville definitely wasn’t as nice as Echo Creek, but this lady seemed sweeter than pie, so willing to help her. Rapunzel took the paperwork out of the folder she was carrying, sliding it onto Morgan Granger’s desk. “I think I just need some signatures where I’ve highlighted and then I’ll be all set! I’m sure you get a lot of papers to sign all day, every day.”

“I see! Welcome, then. We’re sure glad to have a sweet young lady such as yourself around.” Moira began to examine the papers that Rapunzel had slid onto her desk, though she was careful not to look too enthusiastic as she scanned for information upon them. “Rapunzel- lovely name!” She waved her hand, as if to push Rapunzel’s concern aside. “I get all sorts of paperwork, it’s true, but hey, that’s part of the job! What do you do for work, dear?” 

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glasslippcr·:

Ella was stopping by to drop off a document for Kit. She still couldn’t believe that she was this deep into his personal life. Meanwhile, she’s withholding all sorts of secrets. Once she saw who it was in front of her, she froze. This was the woman Rapunzel had talked about before. Ella tried to not show her surprise and quickly put on a smile. “I’m just dropping off some paperwork for Kit Charming, I believe this was the place where I needed to do that?” 

This young woman probably thought Moira hadn’t caught her brief fear, but she had. She had a feeling this was a new friend of Rapunzel’s, so she would have to use the alias she had come up with in order to find her missing flower. “This is just the place, dear! Come on in and just pop them on my desk. Maybe you can stay for some tea?” Moira beckoned the girl into the room. “I’m Morgan, by the way. Morgan Granger.” 

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punzgothel·:

Rapunzel hadn’t really been to Coolsville before, but apparently, if she wanted to get real citizenship in Animania, she had to get approval form the mayors of all three sections to grant approval. It seemed like a weird rule, but here she was, at the office, waiting to meet with the mayor herself. She knocked on the door lightly, flashing a smile to her as she walked through the doorway. “Hi, yes, actually. I’m looking for Animania citizenship, and I was told I needed to come here to get some special permission? I have all of the paperwork and everything, I just need your signature, and then I’ll be out of your hair,” she assured the woman, holding out a folder of all of the documents she needed.

Moira had never been more glad that she had a glamour on at all times to disguise herself, and was even more glad that she had gotten in good with the mayor because this- this was what she had been waiting for! Rapunzel was right in front of her, completely unaware that she had fallen right into dear old Mummy’s trap. “Why, of course! You must be new to the area, otherwise I’d know you- I know everyone, dear!” With a flick of her hand, she quickly changed the name on the plaque on her desk. “I’m Morgan Granger. Come on in, and let’s have a chat.” 

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The best part- or at least one of the best parts- of being close to the mayor of Coolsville was getting to have her own office in City Hall. Some witches had creepy old cottages in the middle of the woods, but Moira much preferred this, as she craved power and luxury. She was sitting at her desk, flipping through her Grimoire, when there was a knock at her door. She huffed, wishing she could just open it with a flick of her hand- technically, she could, but she was trying to keep her powers under wraps. She answered the door. “Can I help you?” 

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prinxefroggy·:

“Truly, the pleasure is all mine,” he replies with a sly grin. Their drinks arrive and she takes a sip of hers. His eyes flick down to her lips as she licks them. Naveen chuckles as she leans on the bar. “Oh, about the same. Just out looking for a good time. And looks like I got lucky and found one.”

“The pleasure is all yours...for now.” She almost thought she should wink in order for him to get the joke, but she had a feeling he got it. This didn’t seem like it was Naveen’s first time here picking up people at this bar, nor would it be his last, she guessed. “Ha!” she laughed. “If you think you’re lucky now, just you wait- the night is young, after all.” 

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prinxefroggy·:

He can’t help but smirk as she leans in. Her voice against his ear sends a quick shiver through him. “Is that a promise,” he returns in the same low voice before she leans away. “Naveen,” he responds. “Your name is fitting; a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.” There was the proof that they were just as forward as he pretended he wasn’t. “So what brings you out here tonight?” And there’s a part of Naveen that really hopes it’s just to drink alone and not that she’s waiting for someone else to show up. Because he’s hoping for their night to get more exciting.

“Happy to meet you, Naveen.” As the bartender brings them their drink, she takes a long, slow sip of her Old Fashioned. “Ooh, that’s good,” she licked her lips. “I’m just here for a drink, and maybe to find a companion- and look! Now I’ve done both.” She placed her elbow on the bar and held her chin in her hand. “How about you?” 

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prinxefroggy·:

Oh this will be fun. He tilts his head, leaning a little more casually on the bar. “What gave it away?” He asks, grinning. He waves the bartender over, ordering his new companion and himself both Old Fashions. He felt it was simple enough. “Hope I picked something good,” he looks back to her. “Went for something simple. But if you’re looking for something a little more exciting… well, I’m sure we can figure that out.”

Moira grinned at her new companion’s drink of choice. “Not bad. Maybe not the most exciting choice in the world, but...” she leaned in close near his ear, “we can always save the excitement for later.” Leaning back, she introduced herself. “I’m Moira, by the way.” 

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prinxefroggy·:

Location: the Snuggly Duckling

“I’m not usually this forward,” he says, knowing he’s usually more forward, “but I saw you across the bar and you are just so stunning,” Naveen gives the person next to them a grin as he leans against the bar. “Can I buy you a drink?”

Moira smirked at the young, tan hunk flirting with her at the bar. “Something tells me you are usually this forward,” she purred, “but I don’t mind. Why don’t you order me something you think I’d like, hm? Surprise me!” 

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Moira Gothel

Name: Moira Gothel

Favorite Song: Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac 

Sexuality: Pansexual 

Pronouns: she/her

Big Three: scorpio sun, libra moon, leo rising 

Moira is always out for herself. Always and forever. She simply doesn’t see why she, the most powerful witch in all of Animania, should care for anyone else but herself. The other witches in her coven used to say they saw darkness in her, and they were right. At first, this inner darkness scared Moira- but she’s come to embrace it, and has let it consume her completely. But hey, at least she’s charming and gorgeous. 

- Moira is trying, first and foremost, to find Rapunzel in Animania, but she also wouldn’t mind finding Cassandra, her long-abandoned daughter. Not that she wants to be her mommy or anything, but perhaps Cassandra could be her sidekick, or apprentice? She might just be as powerful a witch as Moira herself- though she’s definitely not MORE powerful. That would be impossible. 

- Moira is an unrepentant flirt, even with those she doesn’t even like. She supposes that, if she’s going to be young and beautiful forever, she might as well take advantage of that and have some fun. Plus, what better weapons could a woman have besides witchy powers and a pretty face? If those she’s trying to threaten or manipulate happen to fall for her beauty, then that just makes her job all the easier.

- Most witches have animal familiars, but Moira doesn’t, and that’s because she’s definitely NOT an animal person. She thinks they’re smelly and stupid, much like the humans that so often love them. At least humans, though, can be used for pleasure and do her bidding; animals just seem mostly useless. That’s why she never let Rapunzel have a pet- and also because what kind of pet can you raise in a tower? 

- Moira believes there is exactly one good invention that humans have provided the world, and that is wine. She’s a total wino. If she had or wanted kids, she’d be a wine mom, with all those corny “It’s wine o’clock” tchotchkes around her house. The best part is, as a witch, she can use certain spells to make it so that she can drink more wine without getting hammered and can even cure her own hangovers instantly. She kind of feels bad for humans who can’t- ha! Just kidding. She doesn’t care. 

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ok yes i may be evil and morally corrupt but i’m also incredibly beautiful and i think that makes up for it honestly

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PARKS AND RECREATION (2009–2015) 7x09 - ‘Pie-Mary’