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Eddie “no sense of personal space” Munson vs Steve “I know you shouldn’t be this close to me but I’ve never had someone this attentive to me so I’m just going to pretend I can’t feel your breath on my face because you make me feel like I exist” Harrington

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Nap date!

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Jayvik in the astral plane✨

Inspired by this tweet

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on account of today's temperature reaching 33° im bringing back the most iconic moment of 2024 aka the GQ China Heatstroke Photoshoot

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Another childhood friends jayvik comic! I just love this au a lot okay ToT

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*Steve and Eddie in a hot tub*

Dustin, hiding in a bush: Two bros chilling in a hot tube five feet apart cause they're not ga-

*Steve and Eddie start making out*

Dustin:

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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Steve: I swing both ways.

Steve: Violently. With a bat. Come get some, motherfuckers.

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bi slut pigeon

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Trying to think of a way for Steve to propose to Eddie using a character creation sheet.

I'm thinking it's their aniversery? Steve wants to propose but he wants to do it in a way Eddie will actually love, not some sappy normal proposal that he would tolerate but not choose for himself.

He's always been resistant to playing DnD, doing a couple of one-shots with pre-made characters just so he isn't being dismisive of Eddie's interests. It's not for him, but it's fun to do every now and then with a small group for just a couple of sessions.

He makes the kids all come over when Eddie is working so they can workshop it. Everyone brings character sheets and books and they go though so many trying to get it right. Not sure what exactly it would say, but I know the actual written proposal would be in the Ideals or bonds section with cheesy stuff like "weak for big, brown eyes" in the faults section, a ring in the equipment, and Race: Lover Boy, Class: Fiance?

Anyway, I just think it would be cute, and I know Eddie would swoon and have it framed and literally never shut up about it.

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

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stop being silly in front of me

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(Same universe as this)

Robin posts a TikTok captioned: New Roommate

The whole video is a compilation of her trying to film her crafts while Steve and Eddie are off-camera having the world’s dumbest conversations. It’s like:

Robin, on camera: *crocheting a blanket*

Eddie: I haven’t seen 12 Angry Men. What about that? Wanna do 12 Angry Men?

Steve: Not in one night. Jesus.

Robin, on camera: *making a mosaic*

Eddie: What’s it called when time is bisexual?

Steve: …Biweekly?

Eddie: That’s it. I get paid biweekly.

Robin: *restocking her bead cases*

Steve, walking into the room: - one to talk, you pissed in the sink.

Robin: What?!

Eddie: Not our sink.

Robin: *trying and failing to spin clay on a pottery wheel she bought*

Steve, loud: Dude, just talk. I get distracted by your hands and miss what you’re signing.

Eddie, also loud: Do. You. Want to. Door. Dash?

Steve:

Steve: Wow. Yelling at the hearing impaired? That’s so offensive.

Steve: Robbie, cancel him.

Robin, flat: Eddie, you’re cancelled. Trash duty for a month.

Eddie: A month!? You set me- *video cuts*

Robin, on camera: *trying to film a tutorial*

Eddie: Bisexual, huh? And you sleep with mostly women? Interesting.

Steve:

Steve: I can fuck your uncle if you’re concerned about it.

Robin: *opens her mouth to speak but Dumb and Dumber just walked into the room*

Robin: *rolls eyes at camera*

Eddie: *complaining in the background*

Eddie: Did you just turn off your hearing aids?

Steve:

Eddie: *aggressive jingling as he signs*