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Velvet, drop your makeup tutorial bae❤️❤️

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Work...😪😒

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Velvet and veneers hair look like playdough

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Velvet & Veneer headcanons

Velvet

-She's dyslexic, but she will NOT tell anybody

-Believes that money buys happiness

-She used to play in girls basketball and volleyball

-For her 18th birthday, she threw an entire party that lasted until 2AM (Veneer got no sleep)

-Loves watching that TV shows of couples getting into drama

-She often spent more time with her mom than her dad

-Has that windex bottle & wheeze in between laugh

"KHKHKHKH-" *loud wheeze* "KHKHKHKH-"

-Hair reaches down to her ankles, wants it to be longer

-Allows fans to have private meetings with her, only if they pay though😊 (*ahem* $500 dollars-)

-As a kid, she used to want to be a fashionista, until Veneer started to watch famous pop stars

-Used to go on those "girls only" websites that have the worst princess games

-Never found bathroom jokes funny, never will

-About 6'10, 4 inches taller than Veneer

-She's on a smoothie diet, though she has fast metabolism

-She won't eat in front of you, but if you have left overs, she will devour it all in secret

-She was a loner in elementary and middle school, only in highschool she started to make a couple friends

-She honestly isn't a horrible singer, she just strains her voice too hard and tries to sing too loud

-Would be better off as a soft voiced singer

-Enjoys Pop music and some Jazz, like Sade

-Doesn't pay taxes because she doesn't even know what they are

-Her memory is ON. POINT. Will not forget ANYTHING.

-She is gullible however, believes almost everything off of the internet

-Has been cancelled 3 separate times on insta and twitter

-Used to get called a drama queen back in middle school, gets defensive if called a drama queen now

-Took private dance lessons with Veneer

-She helps Veneer out with his makeup

-Hates tattoos and piercings, wants to keep her skin smooth and "perfect"

-You can smell her from 20 miles away because of the damn essence, and her using regular perfume afterwards

-Was and is spoiled rotten, throws a fit if she doesn't get what she wants

-Falls asleep right after her and Veneer's shows

-Likes cinnamon toast crunch, and fruitloops

Veneer

-He's a god damn femboy, I swear

-His parents never let him dress feminine, so as soon as he could, he did

-Was the one who started singing first, as well as dancing.

-Is very energetic, and gets side tracked easily

-He has a bit of a pudgy stomach, metabolism isn't as fast as Velvet's

-He has to shave often to keep his babyface and skin

-Played in boys volleyball, before switching to ballet

-Made friendship bracelets with Velvet, they both wear it if they're not on stage or on the red carpet

-He enjoys listening to pop and hip pop

-He got his licence permit, since Velvet's got taken away/she didn't do the test

-Shares the bedroom with Velvet, hogs up half of the blankets

-He is more sensitive, but he will beat anyone down if they try to hurt his sister

-Is the type to like edits of himself on tiktok

-You can tell your secrets to him, because he'll end up dozing off or forgetting❤

-He wants to have a mullet and mustache so bad, but Velvet will absolutely not let him

-Has that loud in and out laugh

"BWAHAHA-" *30 second silence* "...AAAHHAHAHA-"

-He used to be taller than Velvet, but she hit another growth spurt before him

-Without his 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 accent, he sounds tired as hell

-He sometimes dances in his free time

-Play fights with Velvet all the time, he wins like half of the time

-Loves watching mean girls, other shows like that

-He used to wear braces, got food stuck in them all the time

-He uses Velvet's perfume, though other times he buys a new axe bottle, only uses it once

-Uses Velvet as a human shield in any type of confrontation

-He didn't even know that he sings like a cowboy, until Velvet said he sings like a "gay western cowboy"

-Him and Velvet both have a gap in between their teeth, but his is way more bigger

-He wanted to be the lead singer. Velvet said that she should bc she's a girl so her voice is better than his

-He's more sarcastic than Velvet, if that's possible

-Often paints his nails to match Velvet's, besides red and yellow, he hates both of those colors

-He doesn't like to take too many risks

-Can play the guitar and keyboard, sometimes uses this advantage to play louder than Crimp's ukulele

-Huge pet guy, loves his pet monkey that he named Sparkles (wonder why)

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Dear dads,

There is a huge difference between caring for your daughter, and being overprotective over her entirely.

If you believe that your daughter is waiting for a 'weird man' or boyfriend outside of her school when in reality, she's waiting for her bestie, or you believe that you have to 'protect her' if she dresses in a skirt, maybe even a simple fitting shirt, then please rethink on your choices.

Please respect your daughter and don't treat her as if she is a fragile doll, thank you<3

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Velvet is honestly one of those girls who would get into the most toxic relationships, but she would be the toxic partner in it

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Getting a crush on your girlie😫

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When will my own blonde bad ass girlfriend arrive (GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-)😔

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I honestly wonder who velvet and veneer listen to😗 I NEED to see their spotify playlist

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Oh last night I had SO much struggle falling asleep😣 but I ended up dreaming about that stupid ass funny pizza land game (if ykyk) , but then I ended up dreaming about Velvet and Veneer, and then Velvet started beating my ass

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If you gotta crush on a troll💋 , I'm sorry pookie but if they were real , you would accidentally step on them

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"VENEER! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ANTI-PSYCHOTICS!!!!!!!!"

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I'm not gay , but if Velvet told me to make out with her, I would

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If Velvet doesn't appear in the fourth trolls movie, I might just end it all

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I fucking HATE periods

I need girl power😣😣!!!!

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She walks with so much sass (ignore gay ass v#n##r)