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We love both these things about him 🍕

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Papa Shane is soooo cute. The idea of him being a grumpy and generally standoffish person but doing a total 180 and being a big softie for Jas and any other kids he and his spouse may have is just 🥰 🥰 He’s watching movies with them piled on top of him on the couch, reading to them (especially Jas I think she’s such a bookworm🥺), roughhousing with them when he’s supposed to be helping them get ready for bed, carrying them around on his shoulders during festivals in town. Maybe it’s just because he has Jas but I see him as a 100% girl dad too - like 1 or 2 more with the farmer

PAPA SHANE PAPA SHANE PAPA SHANE

This is a man who DOTES

He is dropping BIG MONEY on the claw machines cause he can’t stand to see Jas cry when she loses.

He is reading FULL Ivy + Bean novels on the NIGHTLY.

He is SLAVING over the griddle making pancakes in exactly the shapes the girls want (one wants a bear, one wants a cat, one wants a heart, a BIG one okay?)

Vincent makes a BEELINE to him at festivals and climbs him like a jungle gym and Shane just stands there completely resigned.

He knows all the lyrics to the most recent Disney releases (ask him to do “You’re Welcome” sometime).

He’s falling asleep on the couch with a kid in the crook of each arm waiting for you to get back when you’re out late.

He makes faces. He does funny voices. He sings songs. He 👏🏼 makes 👏🏼 kids 👏🏼 giggle 👏🏼

papa shane papa shane papa shane papa shane

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Hello yes big fan of your stuff <33 I must know: what are your thoughts on the younger bachelors/bachelorettes? Particularly Sebastian… O.O

(Deep breath)

So here’s the thing.

I am circling in on 40. I have a child. The sdv characters I relate the most to in terms of life stage are Jodi and Robin.

I struggle to think of the younger bachelors in any other framing as “the children of my peers.” They are Nice Young Men. I want THE BEST for them.

I think it’s so great that Sebastian has his own business! And he has some great hobbies, and I hope he gets everything he wants out of life. What a Nice Young Man!

I think it’s cool that Sam has a band! He seems like a very sweet person. I love how he dotes on Vincent. He seems like such a Nice Young Man. I wish him all the best.

I think Alex is going through a lot, and I hope he gets the support he needs in figuring himself out. I hope he finds his way, because he is such a Nice Young Man.

I truly, truly wish I could y’all more than this, but I am who I am. And who I am is an old lady who likes old men.

Though if anyone wants to drop stuff in my inbox to help me understand the younger bachelors better, PLEASE DO!

Thank you dearly for reading, and I hope I don’t catch too much hate for this 😬😬😬

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I want to make a mod

I want to make Elliott's portrait a little less creepy than it is in the original, add an earring, freckles, a low ponytail, and add seasonal outfits

I had two options, and I'm leaning towards the second one, but I'm curious about what others think🧐

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Finally drew some more bachelors!!!

Alex and Penny are gonna be next!

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hi hi there!! idk if i left an ask like this a while ago but i just gotta tell you- youre like, my biggest writing inspiration.

i followed you a while back for stv content and then you post abt date everything, another fav of mine?? HELL YEAH. your writing reads so pleasantly, giving the reader space to breathe while still painting a great pictive abd conveying emotion- idk man i love ur stuff x) everytime i see your user either here or on ao3 it just makes me exited!

I’m not crying you’re crying

Seriously

Thank you 😭😭😭😭

Write write write write write write write!!

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Just wanted to say that I love the way you write Elliott and also the way you explained his character and why you love him and what you love about him and like overall you just write about him so incredibly well I love it I love it I love it so much!! it's just!! SO GOOD!! Thank you so much for all your creations 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️❤️❤️❤️

THANK YOUUUUUU!!

I just love him so much, y’know? He’s just so… so… I mean… he’s just HIM yaknow? My favorite character to write FOR SURE.

Gotta go look at him some…. Be back later

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Will you ever maybe do an angst fic in your future? Your writing style is so unique and descriptive I would love to see it in a more painful and devastating light. Question being— how do you think Shane would react to losing the farmer after they’ve established a life together? Loss being through a breakup or even death?

Hi! Gonna answer this now, so it doesn’t get lost in my inbox!

I’m definitely not opposed to doing something angstier in the future. Right now I’m focused on Kinktober, but I never know when my brain is going to slip out of “smut mode” and into “angst mode.” Shane reacting to the loss of the farmer… ooof. That’s good stuff.

Thinking about it now.

Hmmmmmm

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just wanted to tell you how much i absolutely adore your writing. you are so very talented!!!

i never knew how much i needed shane/harvey/farmer!!! all your works are amazing thank you for sharing your talent with us🫶

This got lost in my asks! Thank you so, so much for this. Thank you for reading, and for reaching out ❤️❤️❤️

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you know what? fuck it *reads the fanfic I spent hours writing for my own enjoyment*

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The ever elusive Elliott blowjob needs elaboration I fear, please share with us your (head)canons my liege 🙏

I’ve had to ruminate on this quite a bit!!

I see Elliott as one to set the pace of things in the bedroom. Not necessarily in a domineering way (unless you’re into that 😏), he just kind of takes the lead. You kind of have to rein him in a bit to get him to sit back and just receive.

When you actually do get him in that place, I think it’s one of the most effective ways to shit him up (affectionate, of course). I think of ‘Moment’s Silence (Common Tongue)’ by Hozier. Everything goes quiet for him, and he lets himself get caught up in sensation.

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This manifests in the way he touches you. Very, very gentle hands on your hair and your face. Nothing that could in any way be construed as holding you down. Or maybe he reaches for your hand, holds it on his thigh and keeps his palm on top of it. His head is tipped back, breathing hard, hips shivering just a bit, all tense and holding himself back.

When he gets close he’ll ask you where you’d like him to come. His voice will be all soft, almost far away, and it’s up to you if you want to direct him or just keep working and not give him a choice. Either way is just fantastic by him. He lets you dictate the pace - it’s your show.

Unless you’re a tease about it.

He can absorb a lot of teasing. He likes things drawn out. He enjoys innuendo and metaphor, and absolutely loves it when you tell him your plans ahead of time. Just make sure you follow through. Of course it’s one thing if you actually change your mind - he’s not going to make you feel guilty or bad - but if you’re trying to get a rise out of him?

Well, congrats! You will! If you’re into it and you’ve done something to earn it, he’ll demand what was promised to him. He’ll sit you on the floor with your back against the couch, pin your wrists on the cushions behind you, and take what he wants. Make some noise and he’ll go faster and harder. Don’t be afraid to get sloppy, especially if you like being scolded.

He’s much more talkative like this (“Look at you, darling. So ravenous. You’re salivating for me, aren’t you? Look at what you can take. And those sounds you’re making. They’re beckoning me deeper. Is that what you need, honey? To feel me down the back of your throat?”).

He’ll return the favor afterwards too, especially if you’re good and swallow for him. Open your mouth afterwards to show him that it’s empty if you want to get him really flustered.

Thanks for the ask!! If you like the idea of Elliot and (rough) blow jobs, you may enjoy this short piece I wrote a few months ago.

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I <3 Elliott

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just a lil ramble i guess lol i had this random thought while playing stardew, i started a new farm and needed to meet sam and haley so okay i need to meet the two blondes, gotta meet the hotties at the same time… they’d be hot together. i think sam would be obsessed with her. she’d be a pillow princess and he loves to worship her and i can imagine they just blend so well together ya know?

also something about the image of sam rutting into haley like a horny dog while she’s panting for him to slow down bc she came already but he’s too mesmerized by her tits bouncing in his face to hear her. it’s fine though she’s most definitely into it

anyways i hope you’re having a good day, and remember to stay hydrated :)

Uhhhhhhh gonna need some hydration after that for sure…

Nothing to add. I do believe you said it all.

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binge read your ao3 and just had to follow you on here

Hi!! Thank you for the follow, and thank you for reading 💕💕💕

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The amount of Kinktober requests I'm getting for Shane to be on the receiving end of body worship is so adorable and wholesome.

Shane people are best people <3

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(Cracks knuckles)

- Optimism: He has a dream. He has a goal. He is giving his old life up to achieve it, despite the voices that were surrounding him telling him he couldn’t pull it off. That’s appealing! I want to be around someone like that, both because it’s enjoyable and because it creates an environment that helps support me in my own goals.

- Dedication: The man gave everything up to go live by himself in a shack in a nowhere town. He’s pulling 8 hour writing sprints. He’s giving up old hobbies to focus on what he wants to accomplish. Thats rad! That’s appealing!

- Desire for Connection and Understanding: Even though he’s living like a hermit, at his core he’s a people person. I think his most defining line of dialogue is when he notes that some people are shy at first, but if you keep showing interest they’ll get comfortable around you. So yes, he’s dedicated to his craft, but he also wants to be a part of his community. He’s ordering rounds of drinks, he’s chatting at the bar, he’s trying to get Clint out of his shell (“Everyone likes to have friends, even that grumpy blacksmith”). Is he perfect at it? No! But that’s okay! He’s trying, he’s showing genuine interest in people, he wants to connect. That’s Hot.

- Interest in Nature and the World Around Him: Sooooo many of Elliott’s lines are about nature and his experience of it. He loves it! It’s inspiring to him! He’s soaking in everything about his new life and the new world that surrounds him. It’s exciting to him, and he wants to share that excitement with the people around him and connect through it. Appealing!

- Authenticity: like… the dude is kind of awkward. He Is Being Himself. I wish I could be myself like that! He has several lines of dialog where he expresses understanding that you may not have interest in what he’s saying. But he says it anyway! Not into cringy poetry? Don’t care about tiny crabs living in pockets? He gets that. He respects that. But he’s still gonna do him.

- Him Hot: uhhhhhhhhhh i like that he has long red hair and a sturdy chest and dresses all fancy and has a strong jawline i wanna smooch him uhhhhhhh yeah that’s all for that one

Tl;Dr: He’s optimistic, dedicated, engaged, and attractive.

what's the appeal in elliot?? i don't understand