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oops i did a redraw again, like the original this is based on the song the faulty feline philosophy by ferry bc its very much a guybrush song to me

orig under cut

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jerma would have a TCRF page

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really enjoy sherlock holmes adaptations that make watson fat. god bless

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this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

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sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel

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sir the carrot battering ram is approaching our mash potato castle

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it's not my fault i grew out of an elf egg

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a baby bird just pulled me out of my car and drove away

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driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

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Bart,

I am sory for strangling you

-Homer simpson

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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batman has a gay cave where he keeps his stupid crap

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The Three Ant Challenge: Try to think about THREE ants without laughing. Many WILL fail

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something terrible is happening