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I'm fucking terrified. I can't imagine how much worse it is for others.

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If you don't buy this magazine, we'll blow dry this lion

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It's a new little sort of improv project with Trace Beaulieu from MST3K and The Mads Are Back (he's good in anything) and puppeteer John Jennings, who worked with Trace on the web puppet show Vermin (also available on YouTube) about a decade ago. Check it out, first episode dropped earlier today 8/19/24.

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Me being surprised the burger isn't boiled.

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Joel Hodgson: Making Mike Nelson's fashion choices look good since 2016.

(Photos from the MST3K Discourse Forum)

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I’m an “I do not like children” person but not an “I hate children” person. I do not want a child. I do not particularly like being in the company of small children. I am not interested in babysitting. I do not think society’s view on procreating being necessary to fulfill one’s life is healthy. But I think kids are people too and they deserve all the resources, time and attention they need to successfully grow. I think the welfare of children is fundamental to society. I smile at babies in public. I try to be sympathetic if a child is having a meltdown in public. I think being cruel to children is one of the worst things a human can do.

This puts me in a strange middle ground because I absolutely cannot get along with the “I love babies, I need to have kids, my kids are my world, having children is sooo beautiful, the world should cater to children always” crowd or the “I think children are like disgusting little rats, I hate them, they’re subhuman” crowd.

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Because this may be my favorite fan art of the Bots, ever.

Happy 4th if you celebrate!

(Turn down your sparklers where applicable)

A day late, but Happy Forth!

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Reblogged so I can find it again.

Friends, what is the best way to go about finding out what a piece of now-public land used to be?

My father says that part of the park across the street from my childhood home was a graveyard before it was a park.

I need to confirm whether this is true or not.

How do I most efficiently do that?

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Him face is still adorable.

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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I still make this recipe (with a few tweaks), and it's still delicious.

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Excuse me, Art, what is that small, mustachioed idiot next to you croaking about?

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What's your favorite show here on Public Pearl? Oh, sure. I love that show. Jeremy Brett is one of the best. Thanks for helping out.